So. It’s really true. Pete Wentz is modeling. For real.

PerezHilton has just put up some pretty interesting photos of the Fall Out Boy rocker, a guy who’s gone from a proudly self-described “outcast” to a completely mainstream model who dates Ashlee Simpson.

Which is fine, I guess. If you like big paychecks and corporate sponsors.

Wentz, who’s certainly skinny enough to fit his entire body inside one leghole of my jeans, doesn’t exactly have what I’d call “a model face”.

He’s not fugly, but his Emo/Hipster vibe is so overpowering, it’s hard to look at him for long (unless, of course, you’re a blond girl who, once upon a time, lip synced on national television).

But then again, I could be wrong.

Maybe Wentz really will make a career out of flouncing his tattoos and bee-stung lips. He certainly has a lot of little fans—and everyone knows how persuasive those kids can be.

Pete Wentz: Hot or Not?

My name is Diana, and I’m a mascara junkie. In addition to touching up my Almay retractable eyeliner numerous times a day, my purse always holds an eyelash curler and a tube of my mascara-of-the-month.

I am not one of those classic Maybelline Great Lash girls. When I shop for a new mascara, I pick up whichever package has the most exciting adjectives (Volum’ Express Turbo Boost!) and lofty promises (“Visibly lengthens by 40% Volumizes up to 4X!).

And yet, despite all my efforts and the naturally thick, dark lashes I start with, I can never quite achieve that flirty, heavy eyelash fringe I was seeking. I don’t envy celebrity bodies—I envy their lashes. Read More »

Pete Wentz, bassist and lyricist for my favorite pop /punk / rap /dance / emo / whatever group Fall Out Boy is shown getting glammed up for a photo shoot for People Magazine. In this little televised snippet, Wentz explains the finer skills of putting on “guyliner”. Which is eyeliner. Worn by a guy.

If he wants to wear eyeliner and call it cool, fine. I’m not exactly buying it, but there are tons of teenage girls (and one Ashley Simpson) who are. The thing that gets me is his detailed application technique. I hope a People staff person put him up to it, because I can’t imagine there’s a real science to smudging one’s eye with black liner.

Watch the clip. Tell me what you think. A hot rocker who’s showing his individuality? Or a lame attempt to copy one Ziggy Stardust? I really, really hope he’s kidding.

What do you think about Guyliner?