If you’ve seen The Social Network, you peeked into the founding of Facebook (and commended Jesse Eisenberg for accurately acting like such a pretentious tech genius) and left feeling disdain for the Harvard drop-out behind it.
Receiving a text message gives me a blissful, momentary high. A day without access to the internet is a sad day. If a couple of days go by and I haven’t signed onto Facebook (like that ever happens), I get antsy and feel out of the loop. This loathsome habit isn’t exactly an insightful revelation that came from deep soul searching or a problem unique to myself.
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Each week we're going to post the worst of the worst Facebook status updates right here. The updates that make us stare at the screen and ask "WTF?" The updates that make us hate the person, even though they are our "friend." You know you've got a few eligible Updaters on your Newsfeed...
For those of us who log into Facebook every five minutes or so because of boredom (hey, it's better than snacking) or a strange addiction to bumper stickers and flair, the news that all Facebook accounts will be getting vanity URLs is so yesterday.