So, Super Bowl 43 will be played at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Florida, and will feature a battle between the Arizona Cardinals and the Pittsburgh Steelers. Yawn.

It sounds like this year, people will be tuning in moreso for the hysterical commercials and the halftime entertainment, rather than the actual football. So far, it has been announced that Jennifer Hudson will sing the National Anthem (meh), Faith Hill will perform a pregame show (over it), and Bruce Springsteen has snagged the highly coveted spot as the halftime performer. I’ve got nothing against the Boss, but if you’re going to get people to tune in to watch the Cardinals, you’re going to have to offer them some excitement at some point during the game.

Where’s Janet? Bring in some gratuitous nipple shots if you really want to please the public.

That said, I would like to petition the National Football League to consider taking me on as their halftime party planner. Here are some sample line-ups that I would suggest to really keep the party that is 2009 going strong. Read More »

Seriously, Faith Hill is one hot mama.

Cindy Crawford isn’t too bad, either.

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Chase Crawford has some crazy brows.

Joe Biden’s teeth are freaking us out.

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Another celebrity proves they are above the law. Way to go, Britney!

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The government is listening (and enjoying) your phone sex.

Pasta fork…or weapon?

My day is officially made.

Faith Hill, who once actually looked like this before the magical days of Photoshop, is not quiiiiite as hot these days.

And justifiably so – she’s older, she’s been married for years and she’s had a few babies. Age and experience will do that to a person. Natural aging is GOOD, people.

But, Photoshop is the way of the world now, it cannot be avoided, and on a recent cover of Redbook, notice how Faith has been lifted, sculpted, trimmed and perfected. Miraculously, she transforms from looking how a 40-year-old should actually look to the ideal 25-year-old, with a few simple clicks of a mouse. Read More »