• Brains VS Boobs [WTF Friday]

    When I was 14, my mother pressured me to do a lot of things. I had to make my bed every morning, make it to class every day and make all A's every semester.

  • Sexy Time: Porn Myths About Sex

    We were talking about porn a couple weeks ago, and for some reason that article got me labeled as being a bit of a porn hater. To set the record straight – I dig porn, I watch porn, I think porn’s a good time. And more often than not, I think porn is hilarious.

  • Ask a Dude: Should I Get Implants?

    Hey Dude, I have issues with self-esteem. Even though I know I’m fairly attractive, dress pretty well, and don’t have a problem getting guys attracted to me, I have no boobs. Yes, I’m flat, and it’s not like I’m super skinny so my body just looks way out of proportion. I have contemplated plastic surgery just so that I can feel completely comfortable showing off my body.

  • From PopEater: No More Hugs for Heidi Montag

    During a visit to 'On Air with Ryan Seacrest' on Monday, Heidi Montag explained the ramifications of her extensive plastic surgery: the 'Hills' star says her newly large chest is too big for jogging... and hugging is a thing of the past. "I'm very weird about hugging people now -- [my body] is very fragile," Montag announced on the radio show, according to Us Weekly.

  • Duke It Out: Plastic Surgery

    In case you've been living in a hole for the past week (or, you know, busy paying attention to important world events), Heidi Montag got plastic surgery... like seriously! While we and pretty much everyone else has been clear on what we think about her new "look," it got me thinking.

  • In Defense of Implants

    I love the way I look. I'm confident and generally pleased with my body in a bikini. Well, at least I am now... after my breast enhancement. That's right, I have implants and I'm not ashamed of it.

  • Carrie Prejean’s Fifteen Minutes Aren’t Over Yet!

    So, we all know who Carrie Prejean is. And I'm pretty sure we're all sick of her. But just in case you weren’t completely and utterly tired of Miss California (yes, she is still Miss CA) and her shenanigans, we came up with 5 new ideas for her to try to keep herself in the limelight for just a liiittle bit longer.

  • Miss California Campaigns Against Gay Marriage. We Campaign Against Miss California

    Dear Carrie Prejean, When Perez Hilton attacked you for your answer to his question about gay marriage, I wanted to defend you. Not because I agree with your stance on gay marriage, but because I wanted to give you credit for being honest and not giving a phony canned answer that you knew would help you win.

  • We’ll Protect You, Jeremy: A Goodbye to “J. Piv Love Week” at CC

    Since the beginning of our plethora of Piven, a lot of people have come out the woodwork saying ho…

  • G.W.W.E!: Jeremy “Put it In Me” Piven

    (In our first ever weekly installment of G.W.W.E [Guys We Want to Eff], we decided to tackle the p…

  • Spencer Pratt Goes To Church. God Weeps.

    I am Jewish, so I really don’t know much about Sunday morning church services. But I can gu…

  • Candy Dish: Julia Child… a Pie Baking Spy!

    Julia Child: kitchen goddess and…spy?! The U.S. is gonna look a lot different…an…

  • I Love Money – Episode 3: Smoochy, Smoochy and a Whole Lotta Fake Boobs

    Last night’s episode of I Love Money was filled with lots of excitement and some serious dramazz…

  • He Said/She Said: Fake Boobs. Yes or No?

    From Tori Spelling to Pamela Anderson (to this crazy woman), implants are all the rage. But, why…

  • David Letterman, Burninator Extraordinaire

    This is too good not to bring to the world’s attention. A-Number One King of the Douchenuggets Sp…

  • Why Did I Think I Was A Porn Star Last Night?

    Alcohol can do a whole lot of things to us. For most girls, there is one sure thing it seems to do eve…