Everybody loves to complain about the cheap, crappy alcohol at college parties. But just think, it could be worse. At least you’re not downing a glass of donkey semen and washing it down with a glass of urine. Surprise! That’s exactly what Fear Factor contestants will be doing on the new season of the show. According to TMZ, the episode involves teams of twins who have to down a huge glass of donkey semen and then a huge glass of urine to move on to the next round.

Apparently, NBC execs found the challenge so disturbing that they considered cancelling the episode. But fear not, they gave it the go-ahead and it will be airing this Monday. You’re excited, right? I just have one question – how did they get all that donkey semen and whose job was it to do what needed to be done? That poor, poor NBC intern…

Whenever we need to make a difficult decision, we make a list.

“Heels or flats?”
“Pizza or salad?”
“Prada backpack or Skechers?”

So when we are constantly faced with the awful decision of which fame whore is more fame whorey, we make a list. Yes, this is a decision we feel the need to make on a weekly basis. We have a lot of time on our hands.

Moving on.

This week’s showdown is between two celebs that continue to invade our lives, no matter how hard we try to avoid them: Perez Hilton and Ryan Seacrest. Which one would we like to ship off to a small island in the South Pacific first? Do we really have to choose?! Read More »

You know how when you’re working your waitress shift, some single, sexy millionaire famous guy picks you up and makes you his girlfriend?

Then he takes you on the red carpets and introduces you to all his hot, famous friends and takes you on vacations around the world and stuff?

Yea, me neither.

Apparently, for this chick, it’s not an unimaginable thing, cause George Clooney, world’s most eligible bachelor and #1 “DILF without the dad”, is now her boyfriend.

Sarah Lawson, who got into a motorcycle accident with Clooney a few days ago and got injured with a broken foot, was his cocktail waitress at the Moon nightclub in Vegas.

Gee, I wonder why he hit on her? Maybe it was the metallic bikini. Or the go-go boots. Read More »