Fergie: “Big Girls Don’t Cry”

From the album The Dutchess. Buy it here.

Buy Fergie’s panties, you say? Are you just hoping they’re not the panties she peed in while onstage? Eww, I just grossed myself out. Anyway, you can get your own (new and clean) pair of these sexy panties from Shop Intuition. These Steven Alan Ruffle Panties are peppy and playful, yet sexy and innocent at the same time. They’re 100% cotton, super comfortable and perfect for under a skirt when you’re afraid you might flash someone. No returns on this item, obvi.

“Get you love drunk on my hump” has just taken on a new meaning. Apparantly, The Fergalicious songstress was shot down man-hunting on the streets of London last night.

According to Glunp.com, the self-proclaimed “most vicious site on the internet”, The object of Fergie’s affection gave her the big diss proclaiming – “I’m not falling for the old transvestite trick again!” – and kept on going.

Ouch. Tranny or not, If I was a dude, I’d do her- Fergie’s smokin’.