Fergie and Josh Duhamel have announced that they are expecting. I guess that means there won’t be a new Fergie album for a while, which is sort of a bummer – London Bridges was my jam.
I am a total dog lover. I know I’m about to make a lot of cat owners angry, but I think that dogs make the best pets. (I’m also allergic to cats, so maybe I’m unfairly biased.) Dogs are sweet, fun and loyal. To your dog, you’re the center of the universe, which means they’re the best friends you could possibly ask for. And celebrities agree!
•If they weren’t famous…
•Our favorite movie couples
•A-listers when they were just soap stars
•Hottest student teacher romances from the movies
•The best Disney villain songs
•Can you keep covered during sex?
•Chris Zylka is the non-Andrew Garfield reason to watch Spiderman
The Black Eyed Peas recently announced they are going to take a break from each other. They claim they aren’t ending for good but rather taking some time apart for themselves—that’s a break up story I think we’ve heard once or twice. However, there are some artists whose relationship I’d like to see fizzled instead…
•The 10 most ridiculous items on Kim Kardashian’s wedding registry
•Really really nasty fried food
•Why we’re madly in love with Jason Stackhouse
•Get beachy waves without the sandy mess
•Why Fergie sometimes looks prego
•The 5 people you should avoid dating at all costs
•Which songs do you think Glee should cover next?
For an issue that is supposed to be inspiring women, I was feeling pretty dejected reading through it. Glamour made me feel skanky, unhygienic, and sexually unadventurous. And then I came across an article that was so absurd that I had no choice but to feel a lot better about myself because at least I’m not clueless enough to take this advice seriously.
I wouldn’t exactly say it’s a coincidence that these new Camelflage panties came out just as the number of camel toes seems to be rising at an exponential rate. They’re everywhere! At the MTV movie awards, standing next to me on the subway – heck, at this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if I saw a few on the soccer field at the World Cup this Saturday.
So, I know this month’s Cosmo Says is fashionably late (blame it on a premature reaction to Tryptophan), but it’s here now. And you should be happy because not only was the December issue chock full of goodies, but now you have something to distract you while your little cousins run around your house screaming and you attempt to digest that 3lbs of stuffing you just inhaled.
• John Mayer and Taylor Swift are (working) together.
• And this is Chris Brown’s new song…
• Fix that broken hair at home!
• Michael Lohan heading back to jail?
• Ew. That’s the chick Josh Duhamel cheated with?
• Jon Gosselin is “too famous for a real job.”
• The Jackson family reality show is a…reality.
• Please don’t let this Josh Duhamel stuff be true.
• Divas unite at the Europe MTV awards.
• Can his hands tell you if he’s a jerk?
• Jennifer Lopez is a little bit naughty.
• Is it just me or does Kristin Cavallari have a really big head?
So as I write this, I’m sitting on my lanai (balcony) overlooking the beautiful, blue Maui ocean (yes, I’m on my first “real” vacay in years), which means I’m not particularly keen on scouring the internet for under $20 deals for long periods of time (not to mention, they’re only giving me an hour of free wifi). So where did I head? The mother of all cheap & trendy spots: Forever 21.