1. Know everything about film? Then this Quarantino/Rodriguez double-feature will satisfy your desire for auteur art.

Know nothing about film? Then this sex/violence double-feature will engage you enough to veil your ignorance.

2. MACHINE GUN LEG.

3. Gratuitous violence is especially awesome when spurting red corn syrup and paying homage to exploitation films.

4. You can’t lose with a film that is genre-classified as Action / Crime / Horror / Sci-Fi / Thriller / Comedy.

5. ZOMG! Fake trailer entitled “Werewolf Women of the S.S.” – directed by Rob Zombie!

6. Did I mention… MACHINE GUN LEG?

7. Rose McGowan + Rosario Dawson x Naveen Andrews = holy hotness.

8. Art imitates life when Fergie plays a lesbian.

9. Killer death cars are the new black.

10. Planet Terror plot: Biochemical weapon infects a town – turning its citizens into flesh-eating zombies – and it can only be saved by a vigilante Go-Go dancer.

I was never sure if Alanis had a good sense of humor or not. I mean, she dated Ryan Reynolds, who’s been known to be funny—as well as sport bad facial hair in stupid remakes of old horror movies—but most of her albums are kinda…serious.

But now. It’s all so very clear. Girl knows how to laugh at herself, awful lyrics, and pop culture.

It’s every man’s dream (and by “every man”, I mean “Josh Duhamel”): Fergie has confessed to lezzing out.

In a recent interview she copped to carpet-munching: “I have had lesbian experiences in the past. But I started having sex quite late on – after I was 18. I was raised a good Catholic girl.” Pffft. So was Jenna Jameson! [*That might be false.]

The brilliant lyricist may oft be “up in the gym”, but that ain’t the only place she’s workin’ on her fitness, youknowwhatImean? “I won’t say how many men I have slept with, although it’s not many, but I am a very sexual person.” …As evidenced by the fact that she rarely wears clothes. Well, that, and she can develop a sexual euphemism out of anything. London Bridge? Really? I’ve sat and pontificated on that one for hours and I still don’t get it. Read More »

“Get you love drunk on my hump” has just taken on a new meaning. Apparantly, The Fergalicious songstress was shot down man-hunting on the streets of London last night.

According to Glunp.com, the self-proclaimed “most vicious site on the internet”, The object of Fergie’s affection gave her the big diss proclaiming – “I’m not falling for the old transvestite trick again!” – and kept on going.

Ouch. Tranny or not, If I was a dude, I’d do her- Fergie’s smokin’.

Fergie featuring Ludacris: Glamorous