“Do You Got A GED?!”, FOL3 Recap: Episode 8

April 8, 2008 - 3:30 pm By CC Staff

ar560×560resize-10-29-09.jpg Last time, four new broads showed up in the house because the original season girls weren’t pretty enough.

Of course the originals think that these girls have nothing on them. Let the naming re-begin:

First girl is called Black because that’s what she’s wearing.

Second is Prototype because she says that she’s perfect.

Third one calls herself Luscious D.

The last one is supertall. Prancer thinks that she’s a man and I might too. Flav calls her Tree and says that she’s the black Bridgette Nielsen. That can’t be a good thing.

So I think that the old timers are just fine – they are going to put aside their differences to take down the new ones. Flav is unable to sleep because they are SCREAMING at each other. This happens like every night and twice a day, no?

Amid the screams, this is the only line that I hear is: “What is your education level? Do you got a GED?” Read More »

Tags: bridgette nielsen, delishis, education, flav, flavor flav, GED, Hip Hop, hiphopera, horse races, rap, vh1

Your Outfit Hurts My Soul: FOL 3 Recap: Episode 5

March 22, 2008 - 4:30 pm By CC Staff

The show begins exactly where the last episode left off, right after eliminations. Flav wants some time with Bunz and as they are making out on his bed, Flav tells her that she is the first girl to be there. So where was Hotlanta the night before? That clearly was your bed, dude.

The next morning, the Things and Sinceer talk about how they are the only real ones left in the house now that Grayvee has been eliminated. Poor thing, Grayvee did seem to be there FOR Flav. Sinceer calls their mission to get the fakes out of the house “Operation Focused.” Haha. Get a drink and start Operation Drunk Ass already.

The challenge for the day: the girls will split into three teams so that they can create a children’s bed time story based on the costumes that they’re given. These costumes are going to be so far from kid friendly. And obviously Flav will bring in children to hear these stories.

What kind of sh*tty parents let their children appear on this show? Actually, who am I kidding – if I had a kid, I’d force them on to this show so that I could witness this mess on the set myself. Read More »

Tags: bed time story, costumes, don flavio, drugs, flav, Flavor of Love, mermaid, narrator, operation, playhouse, vivid video

Are You Crying?: Flavor of Love 3 Recap: Episode 3

March 2, 2008 - 2:30 pm By CC Staff

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Last time – the girls tried to cure Flav’s “broken” heart.
During this episode, the ladies must split into two teams and their challenge is to create a restaurant, from décor, to name, to food that represents Flav. Grayvee had best make this freaking fried chicken that she went on about in Episode 1.
Each restaurant must have a manager. I don’t know which team is A or B, all I know is that Rayna’s managing one and Grayvee’s managing the other.
While everyone else preps, Rayna and Shy represent their team and Grayvee and Vanilla Ice take the reigns on theirs to go on a field trip and I can’t believe that each team gets $1000 to spend on crap ass decorations. On the way to the props shop, Vanilla Ice spends all of her time on the phone with her radio station, but you have to forgive her after the whole ‘I work in radio and I worked at Hooter’s and I always try to be the best at what I do.’ Sing it, Sister.

A plastic reindeer becomes the focal point of this shopping excursion. Shy wants to buy it but Rayna shuts her down because it’s not elegant and so Vanilla Ice and Grayvee buy it. I don’t even want to know how much that thing even cost. Read More »

Tags: cheesecake factory, flav, flavor of love 3, gumbo, hooters, iron chef, lingerie, mardi gras, merrill schindler, radio station, scott stewart, vh1, zagat