You’re Doing It Wrong: The Federal Budget, Dennis Rodman and the Harlem Shake [CECS]
I’m counting down the weeks to Spring Break, which means one of two things: either it’s midterms, or I have senioritis. Wait, I think it’s both? Here are the week’s top stories.
Problems Already Cropping Up During Election Day 2012
The polls haven’t been open for that long but various media sources are reporting voting issues in many of the key states.

Facts vs. Fiction: Going to School in Florida
I spent this past summer in New York City, and I met a lot of people. When I told them I went to school in Florida, they acted like I was an alien. I was no longer allowed to complain how hot it was during a HEAT WAVE because “Aren’t you used to the heat? You’re from FLORIDA!” So I’m going to clear up some rumors about going to school in Florida, and then I’m going to go back to lying on the beach.
Candy Dish: Is Drunk Dialing Worse than Losing Your Phone?
• Drunk dials that will make you feel better about yourself
• People need to get out more
• Getting super excited about this movie!
• Is Florida America’s weirdest state?
• Check out these super cute summer wedges
• The reason behind men cat calling
• Makeup for girls who HATE makeup
Overheard: Maya on Faya
(Guy, girl, in a restaurant.)
Guy: I’ve heard from Davis and Florida State.
Girl: Wait, Florida State? Where’s that?
CollegeCandy’s BCS Bowl Guide!
As a student at a Big Ten school, football has become my soul purpose in life. From crackin’ the first beer in the shower at 6am on game day to FB-stalking the quarterback (shhh!), my world revolves around a bunch of dudes in spandex tackling each other on some astro turf.
Love Em or Hate Em: Huaraches
My family used to go down to Florida every December to visit my snow-bird grandparents. We would…

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