If a cheat day gives me her body, count me in.
I'm sorry, is this the entrance to heaven?
Because nothing is sacred.
This news is devastating.
Well, this is certainly interesting.
Trust us on this one.
What's impossible is probably getting your hands on it.
Step away from the vending machine.
Um... WTF are we eating then?!
There goes my summer diet.
Calling all Chipotle lovers!
It's a cool, cool summer.
Get ready to eat some nutraloaf.
A call for all food junkies - let's eat!
Yeah, they're that good.
But there's a catch.
Goodbye Sour Patch Kids.
An excuse to eat more chocolate!
Because it was only a matter of time.
Um, I'll take two.
Some of your favorite foods have a wild history behind them.
Forget that dining hall crap.
It's a dining hall, not a five star restaurant.
It hits the spot every time; men can't seem to find it.
These ingredients won't kill you, but that doesn't make them any less gross.
These foods were cruelly canceled by their manufacturers.
Perhaps it is advisable to leave seafood off the holiday menu this year.
Yeah. We'll Take Twenty.
Put that chicken sandwich down and eat something that scares you.
Better think twice before reaching for that last slice of pizza.