Ain't nobody got time for Starbucks prices anymore.
The tingly scrub of a lifetime.
There is not enough sparkle in the world.
National Coffee Month continues to bring beauty into this world.
Because om nom nom nom.
The summer of sparkles.
See the color-changing ice cream in a GIF!
It's the perfect beverage to make during a picnic or at the beach.
Avocado toast recipes for carnivores and vegetarians alike.
Lord, for you have taken me, for I am in heaven. Praise.
Honor the legacy of moderately priced, moderately delicious cupcakes!
I eat a banana everyday, I am also a ho. Coincidence?!
OMG I love Chipotleeeeeeee. Oh my gaaaaaaaawd.
All you need is an avocado egg roll and a prayer.
Such chicken. So delicious. Much yum. Wow.
Your life spirals out of control and as you zip up your orange jumpsuit for a life in prison, you realize, "It was all worth it!" That is how good the blooming onion is, my friends.
How many breadsticks does one woman need, you ask? 500, at least, tbh.
Red, white and booze.
The point of the Instagram isn't to shame people for lying about their desserts, it's to call out bloggers who are deceptively projecting their life to be this perfect, Beyoncé-like fantasy that isn't real in order to get more pageviews.
It's not delivery . . . it's bootleg Starbucks.
Put a little pep in your step on the one day a week everyone expects you to be miserable.
When you have a good cup of coffee at the start of the day you're glad to be alive. When you have a bad cup of coffee humanity can evaporate into a black hole of nothingness because what even is life anymore?
Just like diamonds, Trader Joe's is a college girl's best friend.
There is the way that we do things everyday and then there is the right way to do things.
Mason jars are the lord's way of saying cooking and portability should also be super cute.