Michelle Obama was on The View this morning (I heard about her appearance from a friend. I can't watch The View. Something about all of their voices colliding and creating the sound of the 9th circle of hell in my ears), and proving that she has a better sense of humor than McCain's wife will ever have, she "fist bumps" all of the ladies to say hello.

Don't tell Fox News about this though. She'll be on terrorist watch before we know it.