There’s something about a celebrity rapping (or singing) that is just so entertaining. Especially when it’s a celebrity that seems “too nice” or “sweet” to rap, it’s absolutely hilarious. Rachel Bilson recently rapped in a funny or die video and, after knowing her as Summer Roberts on The OC, she definitely falls under the category of celebrities that seem too sweet to rap. In honor of Summer Roberts’ return to the (computer) screen, here are other hilarious celebrity rap/singing videos. Read More »

Once upon a time I was telling a friend of mine a story. It was a complex story. One involving many different people, location changes, shifts in time, a vortex of sorts, dark matter, dinosaurs, The String Theory and a pair of neon sunglasses I really, really wanted. No, I wasn’t recapping the sixth season of Lost, just my Sunday afternoon.

Somewhere around the twenty-minute mark and/or the fourth time I asked, “So, are you still following me?” my dear, wonderful audience-of-one looks at me and asks if I’ve ever watched Drunk History. Apparently (and I quote), listening to me recount my tale “was like listening to a person who just took six vodka shots to the face.” Psh, and to think I called this person a friend.

Anyway, long story short (I really love telling stories, apparently), this is how I discovered Funny or Die’s amazing web series Drunk History. If you aren’t hip to that historically-relevant amazingness yet, get with the program. Read More »

Greatest spoof ever: Funny or Die’s ‘Mob Wives’

Ron Swanson’s mustache is getting it’s own story line

Red flags to look for in online dating

5 ways to make a graceful exit on a bad date

Swimsuits for every body type

15 celeb couples with some height issues

How to wear white without breaking the bank

Fantastic old school Harry Potter products

The pitfalls of the summer cold

Selena doesn’t think Justin Bieber is the one

You didn’t leave all your work until Sunday night did you? What!?! You did. That’s okay. No stress. You’ll get it all done. We’re so sure that you’ll get it all done that we’re giving you a few more excuses to procrastinate. This week we’re gettin’ our education on with a little Drunk History. Just don’t try this for your next Poly Sci presentation…

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Another week, another skank coming out of Jesse James/Tiger Woods’ bedrooms. My god, when is it going to end?! Hopefully most of this news is review for you all by now considering we’ve been covering the same stories for weeks now. I know you’ve seen Sandy’s face on almost every tabloid for, like, a month, but new (and disturbing) developments are coming every day.

Once again, I’m here to give you the rundown on all the ridiculous celebrity gossip that’s been happening this week! Everything you will ever need to know is right here, right now. Whether you care or not…. But how could you not care about Sandra!? Have you no heart?!

1. Sandra Bullock is reportedly back in L.A. but staying at friend Gabriel Brenner’s house. Some sources report she is filing for divorce, while others say this is untrue. Hopefully she does, because Jesse James has not only been photographed doing the Nazi salute, but he also had a foursome with some slore names Skittles Valentine, her tattoo artist boyfriend, and Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. Jesse has apparently entered sex rehab at the Sierra Tuscon center, which will consist of 45 day stay for about $60,000. Some sources are also saying that Sandra confronted Jesse before all of this went public, but he denied everything. Thank goodness she listened to Kanye and got herself a pre-nup.

In other, more positive Sandra news: The Blind Side was #1 in DVD rentals this week. Hopefully this can bring her a moment of happiness. Read More »

I’m sure everyone remembers the sound of thousands of disappointed sighs echoing through the country the day that James Franco backed out of his commitment to make the commencement speech for the University of California – Los Angeles.  If I went to UCLA, I would definitely be a sad panda to learn that the hottie from Freaks and Geeks wouldn’t be giving my graduation speech.

The reason why he backed out?  Well, after all the bitching that UCLA did (seriously, what is wrong with you, people?), we all thought it was some lame acting gig or something.  However, a new video shows that UCLA may have rejected James’ speech instead of the other way around.

This video from The Harvard Lampoon shows James’ test speech that he sent to UCLA (har har).  I can’t imagine why they wouldn’t want him! Seriously – if this was my grad speech, I think I’d be way more prepared for the “real” world (where there are secure, lucrative jobs waiting for me ’cause of my college degree).  Not that I’d be paying much attention to what what was being said if he was flying over the crowd in a jet pack.  At least I wouldn’t be falling asleep!  And….hold for applause.

Should Greg Paulus switch teams and head to Michigan?

Miranda Tozier-Robbins can’t seem to leave Britney alone.

Don’t let the recession put a wrinkle in your beauty budget.

Dina Lohan takes credit for Lindsay’s video.

Oprah Tweets!

Have an endless summer in your own backyard.

Have you ever looked at Craigslist Casual Encounters?

Don’t lie.

It’s ok – everyone gets curious to see what and who is out there. Someone who wants you to wear a diaper? Check. Someone who likes big ladies? Check.

Some of us may have even found ourselves lonely on a Saturday night when everyone else was out and figured someone else out there in Craigslist land was lonely too. Just me? Ok…

Anyways, everyone who has perused the Casual Encounters knows there is one thing you can be sure of: lots and lots of peen. On the bed, on the chair, in front of the bathroom mirror; peen, peen, peen. The guys over at Funny or Die know it, and they created this video to show what goes on behind the scenes. I would post it here, but it’s just… wrong. Hilarious, but wrong. Check it out.

(We’re back with another weekly installment of G.W.W.E [Guys We Want to Eff]. This week we decided to take on a longstanding heartthrob, John Mayer. Mr. Mayer has been turning us on with his love songs since 2001, and we all know his tunes have been on our sexy-time playlists for years. But unlike some other rock stars, John Mayer looks good with or without that guitar, which is why he is totally a G.W.W.E.)

I went to my first John Mayer show back in 2002. The audience – full of shrieking girls like myself – was small. Small enough that I got to meet, touch and take a picture with the sexy singer. Although, to my dismay, I did not have the chance to eff him.

I didn’t wash my sweater for 3 months.

I was in love with John Mayer: his sexy voice, his adorably floppy hair, his lyrics. And while he went through a weird “I’m too busy jamming to take a shower” phase, he came out of it looking better than ever. Even the sexy starlets of Hollywood agree.

John has effed a lot of ladies: Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, and, most recently, Jennifer Aniston. If he can land so many hot, successful women, he must be as good at effing as I always imagined. Read More »

How was Katie Holmes’ debut on Broadway?

It’s hard not to get laid these days, but some guys are just really good at it.

Paris Hilton has a champagne?

What does your Facebook group say about you?

She created the Morning After Bag; see what Rebecca Minkoff has coming next.

Tyra Banks is effing NUTS.

Audrina finally moves out of Chateau de Conrad.

This gives new meaning to the term “Big Daddy”

Pamela Anderson is dating an albino?

Puff Daddy, or Poop Daddy?

A little Will Ferrell comedy relief to get you through your Friday.

Giving credit where credit is due…hundreds of years later

Top Shop is coming to America with these awesome looks.

The top 10 penis types.

Margaret Cho won’t vote for Palin, but would totally eff her.