WTF Friday: A Remote for Dorks

Why yes, dear readers, that is indeed a grown man in a wizard cap waving a wand. And what exactly is that man doing with the wand? Turning on his TV, obvi.

WTF Friday: Sandwich in a Can

The Good: The creative name. Come on, Candwich? Win. Oh, and the fact that they also managed to squeeze some dessert in there, too. I know no canned sandwich (?!?!) is complete without a Laffy Taffy follow-up.

WTF Friday: McDonalds Fail

I’m sure that’s not what McDonalds meant to say, but they said it.

WTF Friday: A True Casanova

And I thought butterfly tattoos were bad….

WTF Friday: Tramp Stamp, Meet The Crack Stamp

Oh, I see what’s happening here. Because fun little artwork is much cuter and classier than your giant crack hanging out of the top of your jeans. And it draws way less attention.

What Kind of Bitch Are You?

ust like she does every Friday, my best friend sent out an email full of the ridiculous, hilarious, and disturbing things she found online that week. And there was one link in it that I just had to share. The story is this: a third grade teacher found some papers left on the floor of her classroom. She picked them up. And what did she find? A list of 90 types of bitches. Written by a third grader.

WTF Friday: Evil Easter Bunny

I don’t celebrate Easter, so I’m not 100% sure what the bunny is all about. But he’s not supposed to eat puppies and instill fear in children (and fully grown website editors) around the world, right?

WTF Friday: Super Powers

I have no words. None. Can someone try to explain this?

WTF Friday: Don’t Do That Here

I don’t know about you, but I’d like to know what sort of place has to remind people that BJs are not accepted. No pictures? Fine. No smoking? I get it.

WTF Friday: A Message From Mother Nature

Al Gore and Leonardo DiCaprio have been trying to warn us for years, but the message has never been more clear:

WTF Friday: Muff Dive With Spirit Airlines

Smooth move there, Spirit Airlines. I doubt anyone’s gonna read too much into this one. What’s next:

WTF Friday: Explicit Instructions

Correct me if I’m wrong, but most girls only have one vagina, right? I mean, there’s not something wrong with me, is there?

WTF Friday Goes Wild

At first glance I thought this was your typical case of a hungry baby gettin’ some milk. But the look on that other guy’s face tells a much more scandalous story. WTF is really going on here, we’ll never know.

Revenge Is Best Served…on Facebook?

So, this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down a kid got grounded for three months when his sister ratted him out to his parents. With a lot of free time ahead of him and nothing to do, this kid decided to get some revenge. He snuck into his sister’s room and started snooping around.

WTF Friday: A Very Practical Undergarment

As I put on my thong the other morning, I thought to myself, “Gosh, you know what would make this thing perfect? If it could somehow keep my ears warm. And if I had some nipple tassels, high tops and scrunch socks to go with it.”

WTF Friday: USB Boob Warmers?

OK, so maybe this isn’t weird. Maybe I’m the weird one whose nipples don’t get really cold when I’m poring over a paper or un-tagging myself in Facebook pictures.