Caption This: When D-Bags Unite

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We have no idea what brought these two guys together for this splendid photo opp, but we know one thing for sure: that’s a whole lotta douchebag for Times Square.

We’ve been staring at this photo for hours with only one small Pop-Tart break and we just can’t imagine what these guys are thinking (though we know that the act alone is difficult for Levi).What are they looking at? And is Jon’s jacket Ed Hardy?

Save us from our brain drain and share your captions and ideas in the comments.

WTF Friday: What’s Your Address?

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I’m pretty sure a former frat boy had something to do with this.

WTF Friday: Vagina Necklaces

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Forget wearing your heart on your sleeve – why not wear your vulva around your neck?

Yes, one “artist” is now making that possible by taking an exact replica of your lady parts and turning them into one of these beauties. No need to skimp on the underwear anymore, ladies. Now you need only slip one of these over your head to flash everyone your Britney.

Gag.

And This Is Why Guys Shouldn’t Wear Skinny Jeans

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End of story.

WTF Friday: Someone Really Likes IKEA

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I thought I was IKEA’s biggest fan. Everything I own in my apartment is from that place. But this woman would definitely beat me for president of the IKEA Fan Club.

She may not be amazing, but she knows what she likes. And it can be put together in 12 easy steps.

Holy Sh*t, That’s a Big Baby

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Okay, so every morning as I inhale my coffee and wait for it to shake me out of my eye-crusties-bed-head-I-hate-my-life morning state (if I could inject the caffeine right into my veins I totally would), I surf the Internet, check some emails, you know the deal.

But this morning, the coffee was totally unnecessary as I was jolted out of my sleepwalk by this ridiculous picture. WTF did this woman in Indonesia eat to birth a freaking toddler! Yes, that’s a 19 pound baby. That was resting inside some woman’s stomach.

(Editor’s Note: This just in: that behemoth isn’t even the biggest baby of all time. He lost…by 4 pounds.)

Birth control, I love you.

WTF Friday: The Best Deal In Town

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Phew! I was worried I could only afford one boob. That would have been a little weird.
Thank you, Dr. Hotchandani!

WTF Friday: Don’t Poop In The Street, Please

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I’d like to meet the people in this neighborhood who require this friendly reminder.

And This Is Why Moms Should Not Use The Internet

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OMG. How many times have you seen this in your life? There should be a law against moms using IMs. Or any technology for that matter.

WTF: Mixed Messages

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I wonder how much Big Jim charges for a sin cleansing over there at the Boobie Bungalow.