Smooth move there, Spirit Airlines. I doubt anyone’s gonna read too much into this one.

What’s next:

C U Next Tuesday in Tahiti?
Very Awesome Getaways In Nearby Areas?
Blow off your Job and fly the friendly skies?

WTF?

Correct me if I’m wrong, but most girls only have one vagina, right? I mean, there’s not something wrong with me, is there?

At first glance I thought this was your typical case of a hungry baby gettin’ some milk. But the look on that other guy’s face tells a much more scandalous story. WTF is really going on here, we’ll never know.

[Photo courtesy of ThisIsPhotoBomb.com.]

So, this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down a kid got grounded for three months when his sister ratted him out to his parents. With a lot of free time ahead of him and nothing to do, this kid decided to get some revenge. He snuck into his sister’s room and started snooping around.

And that’s when he found this. And posted it on Facebook. And tagged every single person mentioned in it.

I’m assuming this girl has learned her lesson… and never quite got through the rest of this list.

And if you don’t think this is true, check out the entire Facebook post here.

As I put on my thong the other morning, I thought to myself, “Gosh, you know what would make this thing perfect? If it could somehow keep my ears warm. And if I had some nipple tassels, high tops and scrunch socks to go with it.”

And look what I found.

The Internet really does make dreams come true.

OK, so maybe this isn’t weird. Maybe I’m the weird one whose nipples don’t get really cold when I’m poring over a paper or un-tagging myself in Facebook pictures. Maybe a USB powered breast warmer is actually the smartest invention since the Perfect Brownie Pan and worthy of some sort of Nobel Prize.

Maybe?

Or maybe this is just really effing weird.
Especially if you bust it out at Starbucks.

Guys sure know how to make a woman feel loved and appreciated. Especially if they spring for the coordinating accessories. Thanks, men!

We have no idea what brought these two guys together for this splendid photo opp, but we know one thing for sure: that’s a whole lotta douchebag for Times Square.

We’ve been staring at this photo for hours with only one small Pop-Tart break and we just can’t imagine what these guys are thinking (though we know that the act alone is difficult for Levi).What are they looking at? And is Jon’s jacket Ed Hardy?

Save us from our brain drain and share your captions and ideas in the comments.

I’m pretty sure a former frat boy had something to do with this.

Forget wearing your heart on your sleeve – why not wear your vulva around your neck?

Yes, one “artist” is now making that possible by taking an exact replica of your lady parts and turning them into one of these beauties. No need to skimp on the underwear anymore, ladies. Now you need only slip one of these over your head to flash everyone your Britney.

Gag.