End of story.

I thought I was IKEA’s biggest fan. Everything I own in my apartment is from that place. But this woman would definitely beat me for president of the IKEA Fan Club.

She may not be amazing, but she knows what she likes. And it can be put together in 12 easy steps.

Okay, so every morning as I inhale my coffee and wait for it to shake me out of my eye-crusties-bed-head-I-hate-my-life morning state (if I could inject the caffeine right into my veins I totally would), I surf the Internet, check some emails, you know the deal.

But this morning, the coffee was totally unnecessary as I was jolted out of my sleepwalk by this ridiculous picture. WTF did this woman in Indonesia eat to birth a freaking toddler! Yes, that’s a 19 pound baby. That was resting inside some woman’s stomach.

(Editor’s Note: This just in: that behemoth isn’t even the biggest baby of all time. He lost…by 4 pounds.)

Birth control, I love you.

Phew! I was worried I could only afford one boob. That would have been a little weird.
Thank you, Dr. Hotchandani!

I’d like to meet the people in this neighborhood who require this friendly reminder.

OMG. How many times have you seen this in your life? There should be a law against moms using IMs. Or any technology for that matter.

I wonder how much Big Jim charges for a sin cleansing over there at the Boobie Bungalow.

I get that everyone is looking for a good deal right now, but there has to be a better (and less disgusting way) to save some money, right?

Ever heard the phrase “hot dog in a hallway“?
Someone took it far too literally.

So many thoughts. Can’t form words. What is happening here?
Give us a caption and we’ll give you… a digital high five.