I guess that would be a nice place to rest your wrist, but seriously? WTF? Computer nerds really need to get out more.

Is this supposed to be sexy? Maybe some sort of horrible PETA experiment? WTF? What did Kermit ever do to you, skinny girl?

He didn’t deserve this, especially whatever torture you put him through to get him on a headband. There are plenty of other (less offensive) ways to add a little green to your wardrobe!

There is nothing more comforting than a woman’s lap. A woman in a mini skirt, obvi. I know I can’t sleep without a lady crotch in my face. So, for the guys and girls who can’t get a real woman, some nice man created these pillows.

Who the hell thinks of this ish?

For some reason I feel a sudden urge to be vegetarian.

Yes, you are seeing a man cup a woman’s va-jay on a shopping bag. WTF?

Is this a brilliant scheme to get men to the malls, or the idea of a drunken frat boy that somehow caught on?