Haven’t we all had a certain person’s face stuck in our head but for the life of us, we just cannot remember their name! We usually solicit the help of a friend by giving vague and somewhat inaccurate descriptions of this person that don’t help at all. When they are no help, we give up and bust open a yearbook and then carefully examine every single photo until we find our culprit (hopefully I’m not alone in this).
We here at CollegeCandy have stumbled upon a video that takes this common instance and adds a little twist. Watch and chuckle!
Imagine you’re in the grocery store browsing for tampons and all of a sudden you see wipes. Wipes in the tampon section! What’s this about? So you check out the box and you’re reading about feminine odor. Odor. That means you’re smelly. And smelly means yucky and gross and undesirable to a partner. Even though you’re pretty confident that you don’t smell (because you know that your body gives off its own natural scent), you buy a box anyway.
Sound like the kind of person I’m talking about? Then you need Lip Labs Ltd. “Just For Her Vagi-Wipes”!
The Huffington Post sat down recently with the voice behind the Lip Labs “brand”, Jacq Lesko, who is making a lot of noise when it comes to women, their vaginas and the way society insists they should smell. Selling the moist towelettes in flavors such as jalapeno and pizza, Lesko knows how to get down… on you.
With the slogan Simple. Sanitary. Vagina., Lesko’s mission is to promote the beautiful, natural feminine scent that comes from our bodies, instead of tainting it with factory manufactured towelettes. She does so with several faux videos poking fun at existing brands today that often encourage women to alter their natural scent in fear that a man won’t like it.
But we thought we might go one step further. We’re the need-to-see-it-to-believe-it kind of people and we thought you might be too. So even though the brand isn’t real (phew, because I am not putting Tabasco flavoring on my lady parts!) we posted the videos below.
As for the woman in the supermarket having hot flashes because she’s suddenly overwhelmed thinking that her vagina smells, we have a little advice: slowly put the box down and walk away. It’s your vagina, it’s supposed to smell like you.
One night stands are fun…until you wake up next to a stranger who may or may not be Quasimodo’s long long half-brother. The conversation that was so easy to have last night is now going into awkward banter territory and you’re trying to figure out the coolest way to ask him if he wore a condom last night. Oh also, you have no idea where your clothes are located.
Think you’re the only one who deals with this? Think again and watch this video. Seriously watch it. I laughed outloud.
So you might remember Jenna Marbles from the last time we featured this lovely lady here on CollegeCandy. Back then, she was teaching us how to trick people into thinking we’re really good looking. (It’s funny because its true.) And it worked. So well, in fact, that Jenna needs to give us some more advice.
You see, now that we’ve got our good looking girl disguises on we’ve got guys hitting on us ALL. THE. TIME. And by “hitting on us” we mean “grinding up against us while we try to throw our hands up in the air like Taio Cruz.” And frankly, it can get a little annoying. So Jenna solved that problem for us, too. Check out the video below to hear Jenna’s Foolproof Way to Avoid Talking to People.
This weekend Moscow will play host to the 2010 Karaoke World Championships. Yes, you read correctly. There really is a system in place to rank tone-deaf, pitchy, socially awkward “singers.” (Editor’s Note: Finally! Something I can win!) And here you thought Tuesday night karaoke was just for fun.
Please.
That’s merely a jumping off point for many a young star. While you slur your way through Nothing Compares 2 U, some scrawny middle aged dude is laying down the law with Eye of the Tiger. Because you know what? For him and all the other karaoke champs, it really is all about the thrill of the fight. To prove it, we’ve got the five most intense, and dare I say, awe-inspiring performances of all time. Read More »
Remember that girl who ran for 8th grade student council president and took her campaign way too seriously? Like teachers had to pull her aside during a lunchtime stump speech and remind her that even if she won, she still had no power. Well this is exactly like that…but a million times worse. Phil Davison wants to be Minerva, Ohio County Treasurer. Like he really wants it.
How can something that was clearly inspired by an acid trip be so cute and so WTF all at the same time? Meet Marcel, he’s a shell with some major life experience. From not being able to get a dog to watching another shell be impaled by a hairbrush, he’s truly seen it all. And if the crayon scene doesn’t teach you a thing or two about teamwork, then you officially have no heart.
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