10 Of The Best Quotes From Last Night’s ‘Not The White House Correspondents Dinner’

"CNN gives you news like your shitty boyfriend gives you orgasms."

Apr 30, 2017

8 Times Ryan Reynolds 100% Laughed At His Own Tweet

"Blake! Blake, read my tweet!" *chortling*

Apr 29, 2017

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Apr 16, 2017

Brave Man Announces He Is Not Dating ‘Hot Women’ Anymore, Twitter Responds

...because being smart and being beautiful are definitely mutually exclusive, right?

Apr 14, 2017

7 Movies That Definitely Didn’t Need a Sequel

Should have stopped while they were ahead...

Apr 11, 2017

Man Gets Run Over By Deer, Nobody Believes Him

Grandma got run over by a reindeer?

Apr 7, 2017

This Girl’s Response To ‘Send Nudes’ Will Have You LOLing

"I always put on exactly 18 towels after a shower."

Mar 17, 2017

This Baby Spa Will Make You Want To Be A Baby

Seriously, they live the best lives.