Are you guys excited to see The Vow? I’ve heard some of my friends say they’re hesitant because all “these type” of movies end the same way. Well here’s the gist with The Vow: A man and his wife get into a horrible car accident, she wakes up with amnesia and he has to make her fall in love with him again. Sounds like The Notebook, right? But it does have Rachel McAdams and Channing Tatum. That alone makes it worth a trip to the movies. And I hear the movie ends in a way that we wouldn’t quite expect. Since I haven’t seen it yet, I can only guess about how things turn out. Here are a few possible scenarios I’ve come up with.

1. The Bourne Vow. Rachel McAdams’ character doesn’t remember any of her past life, but she has badass fighting skills and multiple fake identities, a la The Bourne Identity. She sets off on an epic quest to take down the corrupt government agency that trained and then abandoned her. This leaves Channing Tatum confused but strangely aroused. Read More »

Oh, to be a freshman again. I remember the days when I bought every single book for all of my classes, tried my best to finish all the reading assignments, and got the phone number of every single new person I met. I still have tons of random names in my phone. This new College Freshman meme is taking me back to those days. Here’s the best of the College Freshman meme – see anything you recognize?

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Let’s sort out female stereotypes using a flowchart.

Snooki just wants you to know she’s not pregnant.

The secret to beautiful skin.

Things I didn’t need to know about Daniel Radcliffe: this.

Check out the Vanity Fair 2012 Hollywood issue. Gorgeous!

The 10 worst things you can say in bed.

So, do men really prefer big boobs?

The Free People February catalogue is amazing.

All the signs you need to know whether he loves you or not.

Are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie going to get married?

Would you want a spin off of “the Office”?

More Demi Moore drama.

The new Juicy Couture Lookbook is fab!

Are you excited for the Lea Michelle Candie’s for Kohl’s line?

5 new places to touch your guy.

What can we learn from shocking celeb break ups?

The most honest Facebook posts.

The perils of Winter fashion!

PR tells guests not to bring ugly friends to party.

Oprah is Blue Ivy’s godmother.

Netflix is going downhill fast.

Ashton not concerned with Demi Moore.

Add a little lace to your look

Kim K just followed her heart!

Check out these hipster Disney princesses.

The new Justin Bieber wax figure gives me the creeps.

Is Rihanna making her TV debut?

An open letter to a man riding a horse.

The internet is a wonderful place, and thanks to the tabling of SOPA and PIPA after a massive internet blackout, our favorite sites are safe. I can’t imagine what I’d do without sites like this or LOLcats or Feminist Ryan Gosling. Where would I waste my time? Where would I get a good laugh when I’m feeling down? How will I find funny things to post on my friends’ walls? Well, we don’t have to worry about that right now because these sites are still up and being awesome. Let me introduce you to this little gem: Guys With Fries.

I love guys and I love fries. So thank you to the genius who put the two together. There isn’t much to be said, but I pulled some fantastic pictures for you below. Prepare to be, as Jenni put it, horrified and intrigued… Read More »

Where do you fantasize about having the hottest sex of your life? Beach? Elevator? On the desk after work? Hot tub? In the van during the stakeout while Casey’s undercover and…well okay that’s more of a fantasy in which the who is more important than the where (and if you don’t know who I’m referring to, pick up last month’s Maxim). We’ve also been brainwashed with by intricate film choreographed sex in a plethora of sexy locales to think that fiction is a reflection of fact. And then there’s reality. Which can be downright cruel, and itchy. Here’re 11 places you might want to make whoopee but would end up needing a cushion after:

1. Shower
How big is yours? What are the odds of falling and doing permanent injury to yourself? Slippery when wet. Showers, pools, under waterfalls, no matter the aquatic spot you still need something OTHER than water to keep enough moisture down there. “I’m not even gonna talk about down there.” And pruning doesn’t improve a pounding experience. By the by, make sure you’re shower curtains are strong enough to hold onto. Craftsmanship is more important than cost-effective.

2. Hayloft
A roll in a hay will leave heat rashes that last for more than a day. “It’s the itchy and scratchy showwwwwwwww!”

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TMI Aubrey…TMI

5 things to make you smile

Inflatable jewelry…hot or not?

Should I call him?

“blank” is like “blank” on cocaine

Victoria’s Secret model talks about getting a sex change

Jennifer Aniston makes a REALLY funny sex tape

10 hot workouts to try

Dorm room sexy time…is it even possible?

Is Miley Cyrus actually funny?!

Put down your peanut butter! It could be bad recalled!

Easy ways to eat healthier

Well here are 5 words I never thought would be together

Really? Could Kanye’s ego get any bigger?

How to have a fake-cation

The funniest thing you’ll see today

Because FAIL tattoos never get old…

14 most guilt-free desserts

If internet sites were in high school

Are duck boots all the rage now?

Win an awesome ring!

Another Kardashian wedding…no thanks

The love cycle in a helpful diagram

They were too good lucking together anyways

PARTY FOUL!

Don’t act like you haven’t heard it before.  According to Urban Dictionary, it’s “something socially unacceptable done in a social gathering.” For those of us who have been in the presence of a party foul or may have accidentally committed one ourselves, we know that they’re much more than that.

Thanks to digital cameras, your unfortunate lack of judgment will probably be plastered all over the Internet before you even have the chance to pull your head out of the toilet the next morning.  But no matter how bad things get for you, just thank your lucky stars that you’ve never committed any of these…

You haven’t, right?

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