Just not the way he planned.
Seriously, they live the best lives.
Don't forget to wear green!
Let's just say she's giving into her cravings.
Pi day is for squares.
"Hell about to raise in your classroom boy."
Finally, someone is using their Photoshop powers for good.
He puts the stud in bible study.
"I brought you tacos."
WTF is wrong with people?!
Ever heard of faking it?
And her professor's response was priceless.
She says she'd love to be the next Bachelorette.
We want a bedtime story!!
The results were brutally hilarious.
Chrissy Teigen obviously thought it was hilarious.
Twitter went wild.
Welp, she wouldn't be the first.
Can it really be that bad?!?
"You like childish men that treat you wrong"
It may or may not involve a dick joke...
Emojis are key.
Netflix will always be faithful.
"We go to my house, and she mentions that she sleeps with her boss regularly. Uhhhh...nope."
"You saw a penis, right?"
Or quite possibly ever.
"Dad screams again 8:51"