What better way to kick off summer than in the buff?
Except me... *ducks for cover*
Well, ALMOST funny. Sorry dad.
"The man is truly revolutionary."
Talk about hangry.
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Meet the secret Jenner.
His reason why is adorable.
"Don't tell me how to brunch."
The best way to spread commencement cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
Danielle Bregoli strikes again.
Swear like a mother.
Didn't see that coming.
Twitter has deemed them #GOALS.
"CNN gives you news like your shitty boyfriend gives you orgasms."
"Blake! Blake, read my tweet!" *chortling*
Make sure your desk is childproof.
And maybe meaningful?
Avoid any social obligations with anyone, ever, because you are a busy girl and you need to relax.
"I'm 3. I know everything."
"Christ is watching."
...because being smart and being beautiful are definitely mutually exclusive, right?
Should have stopped while they were ahead...
"How you doin'?"
Furniture shopping is stressful.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer?
Maybe our invite got lost in the mail.
She even responded!
"I always put on exactly 18 towels after a shower."
Trust us, there are many.