We're eating lunch, minding our own business, then one of our friends has a giggle fit and you don't really understand why. Oh right, it looks like you're eating a gigantic penis.
Richard Simmons is a legendary fitness instructor who came to fame in the 1980s for the infamous and fabulous "Sweatin' To The Oldies" instructional videos. Since then, Simmons has been on a swagadelic continuum. He is often spotted wearing amazingly eccentric outfits decked out in Swarovski crystals.
Sick of YOLO? Of course you're not. Deep down in the depths of Etsy, crafters are creating all kinds of absurd YOLO bracelets, necklaces and accessories so you can properly jack Drake's swag.
No more Ho-Hos. Snowballs, Wonder Bread and most of all no more Twinkies. To pay homage to the long lasting, indestructible snack food we've rounded up 10 celebrity twinks who look like Twinkies. Indulge.
Arts and crafts are not for everybody, but after seeing this needlepoint art I've realized that craft projects don't have to be Hallmark card-style kitschy. You can throw some shade or some sass into something as traditional as needlepoint and spruce up your home decor so that it suits you and not some 80-year-old grandma who thinks the internet is called Google. For a little tongue-in-cheek inspiration, check 15 of these totally weird needlepointed art.
Obama won last night. Four more years! Four more years! Some of you are totally stoked on the re-election, some of you may even be bummed. Where ever you stand on the political spectrum right now doesn't quite matter when there are so many ridiculous political gag gifts out there for all you red and blue girls.
If I saw some of this stuff in my daily life, I would be completely mind-blown. We all might experience our own little ghetto-fails (I may have used duct tape to re-attach the wiring to the wall in my dorm room last month...please don't tell my RA!), but some of these are confusing to no end. I can't be the only one who sees it, right?
I am not photogenic. Not at all. The majority of my tagged photos on Facebook have me half-blinking one eye, slightly resembling the face people make before they sneeze.
When our lovely CC editor sent me this ridiculous old album cover, I couldn't stop laughing - I love the simplicity, the the on trend jumper, and I'm a sucker for any guy who accessorizes with a dove.
Kitchen is messy? Bathroom is disgusting? Without careful investigation, it's tough to know who's the culprit. And you don't want to cause an awkward situation by confronting someone who's totally innocent. This, ladies and gentlemen, calls for a passive aggressive note.
Growing up, my laziest/most awesome science teachers would always play Bill Nye videos in class. In fact, my 8th grade science teacher was more than a bit obsessed with him. She used to tell a story about how she met him at a conference, and how it broke her heart when he turned out to be a total jerk. After watching this video, though, I don't know if I believe her.
Sometimes, I think about what future kids will learn about our generation in history books. No, I'm not trying to become Miss America, I really do think about it. And there's no doubt that there are some things we won't be so happy to see in history books. But I think we've also got a few things that will make future generations laugh. What am I talking about? Memes, of course!
Happy Pi Day! Today's date is 3.14, get it?! In case you blocked out the painful experience of high school math from your memory, I'll tell you a little bit about Pi. It's the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter. Pi is an irrational and transcendental number, which means it will continue infinitely without ever repeating. It's been calculated to over one trillion digits. In other news, March 14 also happens to be my ex-boyfriend's birthday.
Fact: lots of men really enjoy watching women roll around and wrestle each other in messy substances. I'd heard of mud wrestling and jello wrestling. But today, I discovered something entirely new. Coleslaw wrestling.
The Daytona 500 is right around the corner, and I'm always amazed at the type of people that are drawn to the race. I've watched the race before with my dad, but a lot of people that actually go can be quite the characters.
Last night, Twitter got a little scandalous in the silliest way possible. One of the top trending topics was #ReplaceFilmTitlesWithVagina. Apparently, this trend originated in the UK. The Brits were thinking dirty and we thank them for this hilarious topic! Check out our top fave vagina film title tweets.
Are you guys excited to see The Vow? I've heard some of my friends say they're hesitant because all "these type" of movies end the same way. Well, I hear the movie ends in a way that we wouldn't quite expect. Since I haven't seen it yet, I can only guess about how things turn out. Here are a few possible scenarios I've come up with...
Oh, to be a freshman again. I remember the days when I bought every single book for all of my classes, tried my best to finish all the reading assignments, and got the phone number of every single new person I met. I still have tons of random names in my phone. This new College Freshman meme is taking me back to those days. Here's the best of the College Freshman meme – see anything you recognize?
• Let's sort out our female stereotypes using a flowchart. • Snooki just wants you to know she's not pregnant. • The secret to beautiful skin. • Things I didn't need to know about Daniel Radcliffe: this. • Check out the Vanity Fair 2012 Hollywood issue. Gorgeous! • The 10 worst things you can say in bed.
• Are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie going to get married? • Would you want a spin off of "the Office"? • More Demi Moore drama. • The new Juicy Couture Lookbook is fab! • Are you excited for the Lea Michelle Candie's for Kohl's line? • 5 new places to touch your guy.
• PR tells guests not to bring ugly friends to party. • Oprah is Blue Ivy's godmother. • Netflix is going downhill fast. • Ashton not concerned with Demi Moore. • Add a little lace to your look • Kim K just followed her heart!
I love guys and I love fries. So thank you to the genius who put the two together. There isn't much to be said, but I pulled some fantastic pictures for you to enjoy. Prepare to be horrified and intrigued.
Where do you fantasize about having the hottest sex of your life? Beach? Elevator? On the desk after work? Hot tub? In the van during the stakeout while Casey’s undercover and…well okay that’s more of a fantasy in which the who is more important than the where (and if you don’t know who I’m referring to, pick up last month’s Maxim).
• TMI Aubrey...TMI • Inflatable jewelry...hot or not? • Should I call him? •"blank" is like "blank" on cocaine • Victoria's Secret model talks about getting a sex change • Jennifer Aniston makes a REALLY funny sex tape • 10 hot workouts to try • Dorm room sexy time...is it even possible?
• How to have a fake-cation • The funniest thing you'll see today • Because FAIL tattoos never get old... • 14 most guilt-free desserts • If internet sites were in high school • Are duck boots all the rage now? • Win an awesome ring!