Zooming about campus at a crazy five miles per hour.
You need some good procrastination material.
Today marks the eleventh anniversary of National Dog Day.
You don't choose the shady lifestyle—the shady lifestyle chooses you.
They got exactly what they asked for.
He's a strong advocate of hugs and high fives.
It's all about how you cut your sandwich.
We've all endured that dreaded question.
My favorite response is pretending I only speak Mandarin.
Let's all hope we have someone who sends us off with the same love.
3. "Sorry, but do you have an extra tampon?"
Hey, National Geographic - Shabani is ready for his close up.
Needless to say, she wants a refund.
That bag of Lay's was a total chiptease.
Hermione got attacked by a troll when she went alone.
Paris, here you come.
It amazes me that in the age of screenshots, people still have the audacity to cyberbully. But, low and behold,...
3. People will explode as soon as you decide to wear heels.
SEVENTY-TWO THOUSAND LADY BUGS!
Used in a sentence: "How am I supposed to tell you what I'm eating for lunch when there still isn't a cheese emoji?"
Maybe try Edible Arrangements next time?
After a girl used Tinder to get someone to shovel out her car, it got us thinking what else we could use the dating app for.
4. Risking sleeping through Sunday brunch.
The time she called herself a "boob man."
If you were a fan of Mr. Left Shark, there's some great news.
Sorry to all the Gertrudes and Bobs out there.
They're bringing new meaning to awkward family photos.
*I'm so fancy*
Talk about going crazy over their theme.
Everyone has sent those misspelled booty call attempts and embarrassing pleas with exes to try to work things out.
He's probably still asleep. 1 PM is still pretty early for a Saturday.
One guy said, "Somewhere in here is the cervix," so that should give you an idea of how well they did.
13. Can beat the “Estimated Time of Arrival” on the GPS to any destination.
You'll stand in the line waiting, with the bouncer debating...
While Christmas is full of good tidings and cheer, it can also bring out the monster in all of us....