Finger lickin' awful.
This makes me really glad that I don't have any brothers.
Maybe not a good choice for karaoke, though.
Are you an under the roll or over the roll person?
"Your looks are distracting to male coworkers. Move back two spaces."
Duck face and mirror selfies galore.
There's other Marlins in the sea.
Screenshots will come back to haunt ya.
"Good vibes only."
And HIS friend gave him up.
You can't make this up.
Lesson learned: Do NOT drink coffee before a date.
"'The thing with stand up comedy is it's just like sex with your misses - it is just better if you let her get on with it on her own."
This is my new favorite Twitter account.
It’s really shocking what messages and images are approved for advertisements.
It turns out your textbooks have a lot more uses than just education.
Lesson learned: Being a nerd is cool.
No, I'm not talking about Starbucks.
It takes a lot of balls, figuratively speaking, to be sarcastic.
Without saying a word.
Raise your hand if you've spent more time coming up with an excuse to skip your exam than actually studying.
Hopefully your name didn't make it to this list.
Facebook: the future of news reporting?
They sell it on Etsy?!
His face says it all.
Celebrities have really said some weird things.
It's more of a blessing than a curse.
It could have been worse, I suppose...
For the record, I guessed right.
This guy got a nice surprise...on his own Facebook page.
Because nothing says modern day romance like shaving...in the winter.
"I've also been able to find parents through tagged photos fairly easily."
You know how millennials have a reputation for being lazy and generally sucking? It's because of people like this chick.
America's legislative ridiculousness at its finest.