You know what’s funny? When people make fun of over-hyped things. You know what else is funny? When people satirize their own religion. And since I’m not Jewish (but should be, considering how many Jewish people I chill with on a regular basis), I’ll refrain from saying anything except that I find this clip hilarious.
Jewno: Funnier Than The Original?
March 21, 2008
- 5:30 pm
Singing Baby Makes Me Feel Untalented
March 18, 2008
- 11:30 am
You know what makes me feel like an idiot? When some kid who can’t even use a toilet yet has proven himself more talented than me.
Even though some of the words are a little hard to understand (1-year-olds are really slacking in the diction department these days) and there’s some slightly Emo-ish screaming at the end, I’d say this kid is pretty damn on point.
Cheers to you, baby in a diaper. You’ve already surpassed half of Hollywood.
Jimmy Kimmel is F&*cking Ben Affleck. Nice.
February 25, 2008
- 11:30 am
Usually, I feel like Jimmy Kimmel could be funnier than he is. Sometimes I think it has to do with the fact that he’s dating Sara Silverman, who’s ratio of funny/not funny is about 40/60, other times, I just think it has to do with the fact that he’s on late night TV…and anything can make us laugh after 12:05.
Last night, however, Kimmel went above and beyond. He wasn’t only funny, he was awesome.
Why? Because he aired a video in response to Silverman’s “I’m f&*cking Matt Damon” Youtube phenomenon. And in this video response…well, let’s just say he got some of the best cameos ever (BRAD PITT, people!!), and was able to reaffirm Ben Affleck’s hotness.
SNL: Go to the Store, Buy a Hat, And Hold the Eff Onto It
February 24, 2008
- 5:00 pm
Tina Fey is back with SNL!
Well, not really. But she was back last night as a guest host to celebrate the first NEW episode of Saturday Night Live since the writer’s strike. Because I have no life, I was home to watch it, and you know what? The damn thing was actually funny. I mean, really funny. Old school SNL funny.
No matter how you slice it, Tina Fey is pure comedy gold.
One of the funniest parts of the episode was a “commercial” for a “once a year” birth control pill. …I’m not gonna say anything more. Just watch and prepare to laugh.
Crazy-fun Valentine’s Day: Because Cupid Doesn’t Deserve the Extra Press.
February 14, 2008
- 10:50 am
Ah, February 14th. The day Russia was liberated in 1943. The day Teller of Penn and Teller was born back in 1948. Two months after my birthday. Oh, right, and Valentine’s Day.
This whole concept of celebrating Valentine’s Day with my significant other is new to me, you see, so forgive me for not really remembering that it exists. In the past, I’ve always spent Valentine’s Day with the people I loved, not the people I was in love with. So I figure that this Valentine’s Day really won’t be all that different from all the rest, save I’ll spend a little more time with one person and a little less time with the whole gang.
Still, that whole sappy romance thing just doesn’t cut it for me. Don’t get me wrong; roses and chocolate are all well and good, but I need a little more variety than that. I need to have fun. Ridiculous, outrageous, hilarious, entertaining fun. So, for those who are spending their Valentine’s Day with their beau, their best buds, or both, I present a companion piece of sorts.
1. Drive-thru dining: Get some cardboard boxes. Big boxes. Try a furniture store, or you could even get a nice set of moving boxes. They need to be big enough for you to actually walk around in, though. You’ll see why. Get together one or several friends, sit down with some crayons and markers, and draw yourself a car. Read More »
Chick Lit That Won’t Rot Your Brain
February 7, 2008
- 9:30 am
Chick lit—one step above romance novels and one step (OK…maybe a few steps) below Jane Austen on the Ladder of Lit.
I love chick lit, mainly because it gives me great comfort to know that there are people out there whose dating mishaps and embarrassing moments are even worse than mine…even if those people are fictional.
If you have the impression that most chick lit is just about as brainless as a pile of sawdust, well, then you’d be right. The cream of the crop, though, has both good writing and great laughs. Try these awesome titles to start:
First of all, if you’ve never read Bridget Jones’s Diary (check out that bargain price on Amazon), you have committed a serious sin against your sex (and no, seeing the movie does not count). This book is the groundbreaking work of the chick lit genre, and for good reason. Guaranteed to be one of the funniest novels you’ll ever read. Read More »
You Too Can Get Famous from YouTube!
December 21, 2007
- 3:11 pm
It’s not new that people are chasing fame via YouTube with their crappy videos and bad covers. Usually this fame is sought after.
However, UK resident Bryony Matthewman has built a huge international fan base doing what us Americans do best! Making fun of people for no reason! Check out her tips to Jamie Lynn (as if she’s Britney).
Enjoy!
Lauren Conrad Wants Presents!
December 19, 2007
- 5:54 pm
• Get Lauren Conrad a present! Because, you know, she needs one and all.
• Going to an Ugly Sweater Party this weekend? Check out some terrible ones…
• Have nothing to talk about when you’re home with the parents? Everyone loves a horrible, horrible joke!
• You’d think with the holidays around the corner mothers could give their kids a break…not so for this hard-ass mom!
• “Don’t tase me, bro!” is the top quote of 2007! Congrats?
• The internet is used for something positive! It’s a Christmas miracle!
The Hills Really IS Fake!
November 29, 2007
- 4:43 pm
The Hills with James Franco and Mila Kunis on FunnyOrDie.com
The guys over at funnyordie.com have gotten James Franco and Mila Kunis in on their videos and had them play the parts of Justin Bobby and Audrina.
A commentary on the writer’s strike or just plain hilarious? What do you think?
My Freshman Year: Day 100
November 28, 2007
- 2:24 pm
Days as a Freshman: 100
Mood: Total crap
“Here. I got the last piece.” Justin set a giant piece of chocolate cake in front of me and walked over to his own seat. “We’ll share. How ‘bout that?”
“This is huge!” I poked a fork into the inches of frosting.
“Please don’t tell me you’re one of those girls.” Justin sat down and leaned across our small corner café table, scooping up a piece with his own fork. “You don’t look like one of those girls who doesn’t eat stuff because she’s all caught up with being fat or whatever.” He shoved the piece into his mouth, “how can you not enjoy something like this?”
Poking the cake again, I stopped myself from admitting that sometimes I was very close to being one of those girls. I wasn’t fat, but I wasn’t thin either, and consuming a giant piece of chocolate cake at 11:30pm on a Monday was not how I usually did things.
But it also wasn’t usual for me to be caught up in a school-wide scandal, or sit inches away from a tall, attractive guy who liked to smile at me. Read More »
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