Candy Dish: a Colbert tribute to the late George Carlin

A Colbert tribute to the late George Carlin

Realistic Hollywood sex scene--NSFW

I don't know who has lower standards in this picture

First Kirk Cameron, now the JoBros

I hope "Disaster Movie" parodies itself

Mary-Kate, where's your flair baby?

The final sign of the Apocalypse: a preview of Verne Troyer's sex tape (NSFW)

Kanye needs to calm-ye down

Plan your next Spring Break with the help of Durex


Candy Dish: Cameron Diaz Enjoys Sloppy Seconds

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In case you weren’t aware, Hollywood is weird and incestuous

Samantha Ronson is straight up fugly. Even if you like girls who dress like skinny hipster boys (I’m looking at you, Lilo).

Shia keeps dissapointing me (one more strike and we are NOT getting married)

No hurrahs for Al-Hurra: the American government’s idiotic puppet propaganda channel is, not surprisingly, NOT POPULAR with the Arab world

George Carlin: we’ll miss you, you controversial badass

“Pregnancy Pact” perhaps not a pact at all…just “a lot of girls who know each other getting pregnant at the same time and being happy about it”

Mike Meyers is either a diva, or just freaking out because everyone hates The Love Guru

That jogging bra might just save your life (and not in the way you think)