Whoever told her to do “I Know Who Killed Me“.

This movie looks awful.

I’m not sure what about it strikes me as hideous. It might be the fact that the plot seems convoluted and stupid, that Lindsay is stripping, or that it’s rated R for “violence and gore / including torture and grisly images”. LaLohan + violence and torture = a combination I want no part of.

Considering her last movie tanked harder than a concrete block filled with bricks, Team Lohan is banking on this film to show Hollywood and the rest of the world that she’s more than a party girl.

After taking a gander at this trailer, I can’t say I’m too convinced on its breakout potential. It might earn LL a few more pubescent fans, but Oscar caliber it’s not.

What do you think, lovelies? Will you go see this movie?

Oh Blohan, what are we going to do with you?

Our favorite media whore’s movie tanked over the weekend, bringing in a meager $5.8 million dollars. Georgia Rule made half of the horror sequel 28 Weeks Later’s 10 million and one tenth of Spider Man 3’s 60 million.

Ms. Redhead-blond-black-blondish red hasn’t made a hit movie since Mean Girls, and continues to have bit parts in films that do just okay (Bobby, Prairie Home Companion) or staring roles in shit fests like Just My Luck and Herbie: Fully Loaded. In addition to drug and sex issues, Blohan seems to have a disability when it comes to picking good scripts. Either that, or her wild and annoying behavior is keeping people away from her movies. Read More »

So your daughter’s geeked on gack and f@#%s hollywood stars serially. In times like these, it’s only natural for a mother to step in. That’s just what “Mother of the Year” Dina Lohan has done. Except instead of stepping in to get LiLo the help she most desperately needs, Dina has stepped into the spotlight, to help her own career.

Yes as disqusting as it may be, Page Six reports that Dina Lohan hit the red carpet at last night’s “Georgia Rule” premiere in NYC, as a “special correspondant” for Entertainment Tonight. ET says “We are looking forward to Dina asking the questions only a mother can.” WTF ET??? Are you so irresponsible that you would allow a mother to profit off her own daughter’s addictions for a mere ratings boost? You both deserve eachother, you miserable, ignorant sluts. Read More »