This movie looks awful.

I’m not sure what about it strikes me as hideous. It might be the fact that the plot seems convoluted and stupid, that Lindsay is stripping, or that it’s rated R for “violence and gore / including torture and grisly images”. LaLohan + violence and torture = a combination I want no part of.

Considering her last movie tanked harder than a concrete block filled with bricks, Team Lohan is banking on this film to show Hollywood and the rest of the world that she’s more than a party girl.

After taking a gander at this trailer, I can’t say I’m too convinced on its breakout potential. It might earn LL a few more pubescent fans, but Oscar caliber it’s not.

What do you think, lovelies? Will you go see this movie?

Our favorite media whore’s movie tanked over the weekend, bringing in a meager $5.8 million dollars. Georgia Rule made half of the horror sequel 28 Weeks Later’s 10 million and one tenth of Spider Man 3’s 60 million.

Ms. Redhead-blond-black-blondish red hasn’t made a hit movie since Mean Girls, and continues to have bit parts in films that do just okay (Bobby, Prairie Home Companion) or staring roles in shit fests like Just My Luck and Herbie: Fully Loaded. In addition to drug and sex issues, Blohan seems to have a disability when it comes to picking good scripts. Either that, or her wild and annoying behavior is keeping people away from her movies.

It’s strange to me that everyone who works with her calls her “amazing” and “delightful”. Is she really? Or are they just afraid of what would happen to their careers should they say what may actually be the case: she’s an alright actress, I guess. Mostly she’s just young and stupid. Is Lindsay really as great as everyone claims she is? Is she really as talented as Hollywood would like us to believe? Or is she just a celebrity who acts as a hobby and parties for a living?

Whatever happens to little miss media, I can’t say I’ll be cheering or crying about it one way or another. I’m over her. Obviously, I’ll still be here to watch her downfall, but that’s because I’m a glutton for celebrity stupidity. But interested in her feelings and viewing her as a real, live, person?

Not until she stops acting like a spoiled brat, and starts acting in good movies.

Yes as disqusting as it may be, Page Six reports that Dina Lohan hit the red carpet at last night’s “Georgia Rule” premiere in NYC, as a “special correspondant” for Entertainment Tonight. ET says “We are looking forward to Dina asking the questions only a mother can.” WTF ET??? Are you so irresponsible that you would allow a mother to profit off her own daughter’s addictions for a mere ratings boost? You both deserve eachother, you miserable, ignorant sluts.

It’s no secret that Dina Lohan has been vying for Rosie O’Donnell’s plus-sized chair on the View. And to her defense, what could be better for her acting reel than an on air ET exclusive? I guess I really shouldn’t be surprised by any of this.

Apparantly this isn’t the first time the elder Blohan and Entertainment Tonight have profitted together off of Lindsay’s misfortunes. On LiLo’s last rehab stint, Dina brought ET cameras inside the rehab facility for yet another exclusive. With all these heart-felt, public displays of motherly love, it is very difficult to understand how the young Hollywood starlet could have so many problems.

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