• CollegeCandy is Throwing a Gossip Girl Viewing Par-tay!

    CollegeCandy is Throwing a Gossip Girl Viewing Par-tay!

    What do you have planned for Monday night? A group meeting? A date with the treadmill? Well, reschedule because we’re teaming up with Philo (What’s Philo?! Um only the hottest social networking thingy since Facebook) to throw the ultimate CollegeCandy Gossip Girl viewing party.

  • Gossip Girl: Little J Gives Blair a Goodbye Kiss…Of Death

    Gossip Girl: Little J Gives Blair a Goodbye Kiss…Of Death

    Alright everyone, take a moment to remain calm. Is your hair in missionary disarray, just like Serena’s after her night with the “cab stealer?” Mine is. I was ready to tear it out during the entire episode. Then I came to my senses, fearing having to get extensions like Jenny’s. OH THE HORROR.

  • Gossip Girl: I Almost Forgot How Much I Used To Enjoy Your Pie

    Gossip Girl: I Almost Forgot How Much I Used To Enjoy Your Pie

    Have you ever been so excited for something – counting down the minutes, planning your day around it, fantasizing about how amazingly awesome it is going to be, turning off your cell phone so you won’t be interrupted – only to be totally disappointed? Yeah, welcome to the day I lost my virginity my Monday night.

  • Gossip Girl: Chuck Tries to Reward Eva for Her Tricks

    Gossip Girl: Chuck Tries to Reward Eva for Her Tricks

    I was way excited to dig into this week’s Gossip Girl. Did Juliet finally get Botox and a new wardrobe so she could at least appear five years younger? Is that french fairy, Eva, going to touch Chuck with her magic wand? Is Dan going to get the sensation of baby poop out of his nostrils?

  • Gossip Girl: Georgina Flies the Coop and Dan Cleans Up Milo’s Poop

    Gossip Girl: Georgina Flies the Coop and Dan Cleans Up Milo’s Poop

    First of all, who else wants to squint and lip sync “XOXO GOSSIP GIRL” whenever the episode comes to an end? I know I do, every single time. Anyway, down to business. Clearly whoever pitched this inning of GG had a seriously mean side arm.

  • Gossip Girl: Thank God That Wasn’t the Finale

    Gossip Girl: Thank God That Wasn’t the Finale

    For some reason, I was under the impression that last night’s Gossip Girl was the season finale. Imagine my horror, then, when the show ended and I thought I’d have to wait a whole 4 months to find out if Blair met Chuck at the top of the Empire State Building, if Nate and Jenny got. it. onnnnnn., and if Jenny then decided to pack up her extensions and haul ass out of New York.

  • Gossip Girl: Is Rufus Making Waffles In Someone Else’s Kitchen?

    Gossip Girl: Is Rufus Making Waffles In Someone Else’s Kitchen?

    Before I get into the real meat of last night’s Gossip Girl episode, I have one thing to say: WHO TELLS A 19-YEAR-OLD GIRL THAT HER STEP-DAD IS CHEATING ON HER MOM WHO IS SICK WITH CANCER (or at least thinks she is) WHILE GRABBING HER COAT FROM THE COAT CHECK GUY???

  • Gossip Girl: There’s More To Life Than Waffles

    Gossip Girl: There’s More To Life Than Waffles

    I know the ‘Gossip Girl’ writers are just trying to stir the pot, but can we give Jenny one personality and stick with it, please? I’m getting winded just trying to keep up. It’s like The United States of Tara up in here, or something. If they want some drama, break up boring Serena and Nate. Yes, they do have the hottest, steamiest, sexiest sex scenes on the show…..

  • Gossip Girl: Jack Bass Is Back

    Gossip Girl: Jack Bass Is Back

    If I had to choose who I’d want to win in a boxing match between Jenny Humphrey and Jack Bass, I honestly don’t think I’d be able to it. That would be like asking me to choose between rolling around naked with Joel McHale for an hour or getting 24 hours to eat as much Costco cake as I want without having to count the calories.

  • Gossip Girl: The Past Belongs To the Past

    Gossip Girl: The Past Belongs To the Past

    Everyone knows Gossip Girl is not real. Unlike “The Hills” and “The City,” who try to play themselves off as reality, Gossip Girl is simply a scripted indulgence with a little over-the-top drama peppered in…every 5 seconds. Still, though, sometimes I’d like to think that this show, my guiltiest of guilty pleasures, maintains some semblance of what life is really like on the UES of NYC.

  • Gossip Girl: Dead Man Walking (on the UES)

    Gossip Girl: Dead Man Walking (on the UES)

    Holy hell. What. An. Episode!
    I laughed (while Dan was forced to watch porn… that was a lot of moaning), I cried (Sigh. Chuck.) and I got very, very angry. Gah! They fit so much into that teeny, little hour and I just had to pause the show to take it all in…. and get a snack.

  • Gossip Girl: A Threesome, Really?

    Gossip Girl: A Threesome, Really?

    It was like any Monday night around here. I came back from the gym, had a little dinner, did a little reading and gathered with the roomies to watch some Gossip Girl. There was the usual Jenny drama (homegirl is such a bitch!), some witty banter, a funny ploy by Chuck to get Serena and Blair to make up…and makeout, and ho-humness over at NYU.

  • Gossip Girl: Call Girls Are People Too

    Gossip Girl: Call Girls Are People Too

    Just when you think everything is fine on the Upper East Side those Archibalds toss some dude in the water and really throw you for a loop. And, of course, Vanessa is there to capture the entire thing on tape. Scandalous!

  • Gossip Girl: It’s All Fun And Games Until Chuck Bass Gets Hurt

    Gossip Girl: It’s All Fun And Games Until Chuck Bass Gets Hurt

    I think we can all agree that it’s not nearly as fun watching Vanessa Abrams be a bitch as it is watching Blair Waldorf. Mostly because Blair doesn’t normally get bogged down by remorse…at least not right away.

  • Gossip Girl: Weddings Are Never All About Love

    Gossip Girl: Weddings Are Never All About Love

    Call me a sap all you want, but there were tears this week. Real ones. First they were tears of frustration and anger – crying because the scene that I have been anticipating for weeks, when Rufus and Lily finally discover that Scott is their son, was squished into some 15 second clip where Georgina walks by and breezily mentions it.

  • OMFG – Gossip Girl Finally Returns

    OMFG – Gossip Girl Finally Returns

    Serena Van der Woodsen is back in the tabloids, Blair and Chuck are still smooching, and Nate’s dating the family enemy? Sounds like we’re setting up for a season full of OMFG!