• Gossip Girl: Jenny Humphrey Ruins Everything

    Gossip Girl: Jenny Humphrey Ruins Everything

    Holy hell, the hits just kept on coming. First we discover Dan and Serena did a little lip-locking, then Jenny sells out her own bro in some evil plot to get Nate to love her perhaps we should send her a copy of “He’s Just Not That Into You”?), then Blair finds Jenny in Brooklyn and does probably the meanest thing she’s ever done.

  • Gossip Girl: Only The Hired Help Have Happy Endings

    Gossip Girl: Only The Hired Help Have Happy Endings

    Anyone else hoping that it wouldn’t be Lily opening the door when Serena arrived in Florida last night? I mean, everyone but Rufus knew she was there – couldn’t Pops van der Woodsen just open up so we could finally get to see what sort of magical creature he is? He’s gotta be something fantastic, right? Why else would these two women risk everything they’ve got for this guy?

  • Gossip Girl: Till Death (or a Hotel and Creepy Uncle) Do Us Part

    Gossip Girl: Till Death (or a Hotel and Creepy Uncle) Do Us Part

    I’d like to take this opportunity to give a big “welcome back!” to Gossip Girl’s former glory. Maybe it’s because last night’s episode was going up against the NCAA National Championship game, but those writers pulled out all the stops and it was good. No, it was really effing good. It had more ups and downs than the game and it even brought me to tears at one point.

  • Gossip Girl: Everyone Knows Elevators Have Security Cameras

    Gossip Girl: Everyone Knows Elevators Have Security Cameras

    Whoever said Thanksgiving was a time for family harmony obviously never met the Van Der Woodsen family. I mean, my god, how insanely brilliant was that Thanksgiving feast! It was like the best 7 minutes of Gossip Girl ever.

  • Gossip Girl: 4 Boobs, 2 Girls, 1 Bad Romance

    Gossip Girl: 4 Boobs, 2 Girls, 1 Bad Romance

    Last night’s episode of Gossip Girl was good. Really good. Not only is there a pretty handsome new man lurking (and dealing drugs) on the Upper East Side, but Chuck Bass continued his streak as the good boy by protecting J-Humph from this bad boy’s ways. And if you didn’t totally swoon when Chuck told him off, you obviously have something seriously wrong with your libido.

  • Gossip Girl: Queen Jenny Takes Her Throne

    Gossip Girl: Queen Jenny Takes Her Throne

    Remember when Jenny Humphrey was just a cool, normal chick from Brooklyn? You know, before she dropped out of school to become a punk rock fashion designer and well before she became the biggest bitch on the UES?

  • Gossip Girl: Hilary and Tyra and Tori, Oh My!

    Gossip Girl: Hilary and Tyra and Tori, Oh My!

    I have a confession to make: I LOVE HILARY DUFF! Ever since the days of Lizzie McGuire I’ve been a fan. And when I say “fan” I mean “I cried at the Lizzie McGuire movie when she finally kissed Gordo.” Sigh. I also love her music, her style and her sister (but only in Napolean Dynamite).

  • Gossip Girl: Photos, Lies and a Walk Of Shame

    Gossip Girl: Photos, Lies and a Walk Of Shame

    Yesterday was the best day ever. First, my Communications teacher decided to show Gossip Girl in our class and then the CW broadcast a fabulous new episode and finally developed the “Rufus Humphrey’s kid is hiding out in New York” plot line. Oh, and I got to see Dan Humphrey do a Walk of Shame. Yay, life.

  • Gossip Girl: Georgina’s Back and Badder Than Ever

    Gossip Girl: Georgina’s Back and Badder Than Ever

    For a week there, I thought that my beloved Gossip Girl was destined to go the way of The O.C., becoming a drama where the only superior things were wardrobe choices. But after watching episode two of the season, it seems that the drama and romance we cannot live without is here to stay and growing better by the week.