Maybe I’m just cynical because it was just Valentine’s Day, but Michelle Williams is practically nude on the cover of February’s GQ. I’m totally aware this is a magazine for men, but jeez-a-lou, she’s literally only wearing a bra and panties. Don’t get me wrong, she looks great, and props to GQ for catching my attention, but I was surprised her wearing such little clothing. GQ’s other cover stories are, “The Clothes That Get A Man Noticed” and “The Lust List”. It seems that GQ’s main goal for February is to get their readers laid.

In one of the first articles I flipped through in this month’s GQ was really sound advice about how to properly tuck in a shirt. I feel like if guys haven’t figured this out by the time they’re old enough to read GQ, then they might have bigger problems at hand. However, social issues aside, GQ suggests that nothing says sexy quite like “going commando” up top, and letting your inner 70’s porn-star out by not wearing an undershirt under a button up. I like the idea, sure, but I’m not really excited about seeing some nasty curls coming out of the top of a guys shirt.

In an article that no body cares about, GQ talks about the top four dogs that have the least chance of being “best in show” at the Westminster Kennel Club dog show. I’m serious, why am I supposed to care about this. I mean, I love dogs. I’ve pretty much resigned myself to the idea that I plan to be a crazy dog lady someday and die alone, but even I don’t give a crap about these random dog breeds that are too obscure to even pronounce correctly. I think GQ is stretching for something to print.

In a wonderful article entitled “Dinner, Movie, and a Dirty Sanchez” GQ offers a woman the chance to describe her dating etiquette.

GQ Says: Porn used to be the poor man’s substitution for sex; now the latter has to be gussied up with facials and ball gags to be even half as enticing as porn.

Molly says: You are SO COMPLETELY RIGHT GQ. I cannot count the times that a guy has tried a move with me he saw in a dirty movie, and I’ve been like WOAH.

GQ Says: “[Why watch a video of a guy] simply orgasming inside someone, which was the goal of every dude for zillions of years.”

Molly says: True dat. I’m curious how the appeal of a facial became popular. Because, it really just becomes a sticky mess. Not that I would know first hand or anything…

GQ Says: “If I want you to come in a place that isn’t the biologically designated area, I will make it known.”

Molly says: Yes. Seriously ladies, if a guy doesn’t give you at LEAST a courtesy nod to the white mess that’s about to happen I think you need to have a talk. Nothing is more surprising than an overly ambitious appendage.

Not sure how we feel about Glee going sexy

Which Real Housewife makes less money than everyone else?

Breathtaking photography

Why so serious? Let’s have a dance party!

The worst Halloween costumes

This is what Lady Gaga wears to the beach

Easy ways to make money online

Updates on the Harry Potter theme park

Why is Willow Smith so cool

So Rachel Zoe is NOT pregnant now?

“Why don’t people like me!?”

People still aren’t feeling Chris Brown.

Who are GQ’s men of the year?

Timeless jewelry that doesn’t cost ya.

Paris Hilton wants to be a Kardashian.

Pole dancing is not for weddings.

Dealing with a creepy coworker.

Miley’s about done with Hannah Montana.

Sacha Baron Cohen bares it all for GQ.

Fix your hair to get over a broken heart.

The best facial cleanser ever?

Lil’ Kim has DWTS wardrobe malfunction.

Orlando Bloom sure looks good in uniform.

Looking for the perfect white tee? Look no further.

Zac Efron is everywhere!

Love Tetris? How ’bout Tetris furniture?

If so, we need your help!

CollegeCandy is teaming up with Lemondrop to find the hottest professors in the country. Yeah, yeah – they may be a rare breed, but we know there are a few out there!

If you know of any drool-worthy professors, leave us a comment with the professor’s name and school. And if you have a picture (either from your school’s site or if you can sneakily snap one during class), send it to the editors: lauren@collegecandy.com.

We can’t wait to see what you’ve got.

(Note: we make no promises regarding the use of these pictures for our own personal drool-session.)

I’m not afraid to admit I’ve always had a crush on Jennifer Aniston. I can remember back in the day when Friends still ruled TV, I watched an interview with Jen and gal pal Courteney Cox Arquette and immediately found myself crushing. Over the years, my crush has lasted, long after the show ended.

I’m still not over that.

Aniston’s a Style Icon and always look good (even practically naked!). And, hello, she’s freaking 40. Even though she may not be the most adventurous when it comes to fashion, she dresses well for her body, and always looks classy. Plus, this girl knows how to rock a suit!

As well as being super gorgeous, she’s also really down to earth, funny, and has a contagious laugh. If you’ve ever seen her interviewed, it’s hard not to love the girl.

We all know Jennifer for her role as Rachel on Friends, and for “The Rachel,” the popular hairstyle of the 90s, but that was only the start to her uber successful career. The woman is seriously versatile. She’s played a loveable wife and mom in Marley & Me, an angry woman in The Break-Up, and got pretty serious for her role in Derailed. And let’s not forget her most recent role in the movie to avoid this Valentine’s Day — He’s Just Not That Into You.

Of course, we’re all just a little jealous of Jennifer Aniston. She was serenaded with a song written just for her on her birthday by beau (a Guy We Want to Eff), John Mayer. In fact, she’s dated or been linked to many of our favorites: Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, and, oh yeah, Brad Pitt (before Brangelina and their fleet of children).

And despite Jen’s not-so-luck in love, I still love her. In fact, I think I love her more. Who hasn’t fallen for the wrong guy, the bad guy, the guy you thought you could change? Jen’s history with the boys has made her more real and relate-able, and my girl crush is only growing. I’m rooting for her and John Mayer (yes, I love her enough to let her have him), but will be around if she ever needs a shoulder to cry on.

I’m not only on Team Jen; I’m totally crushing on her.

Bruce Pardo kills family at Christmas dinner.

Britney’s newest business venture: hair extensions.

5 pieces of lingerie you need now.

Jennifer Aniston was photoshopped on GQ. Duh?

What were the biggest songs of 2008?

It’s finally official: there is another Lohan-ish sister.

Bronx Mowgli Wentz looks like every other baby we’ve seen this year.

Lance Armstrong’s manhood still workin’ well.

What were the sexiest moments of the year? (Outside of your bedroom, of course.)

Thakoon is officially at Target. Weee!

People Magazine just came out with their Sexiest Man Alive issue and this year’s sex god is none other than Hugh Jackman, looking absolutely gorgeous on the cover.

We always see beautiful women blasted on the covers of Cosmo, Glamour, Maxim…I think it’s about time we gave the guys some kudos for look damn fine their covers.

Here’s our list of the top 10 hottest cover guys (in no particular order since they are all equally d’lish):

1) David Beckham on the cover of W with wife, Victoria Beckham. Hot Damn!

2) Mr. Justin Timberlake gracing the cover of Details…There are no words.

3) Johnny Knoxville lookin’ sexy as hell on the cover of Rolling Stone…I wouldn’t mind tying him up!

4) Ashton Kutcher on the cover of V Man– never heard of the magazine but I don’t really care ‘cuz Ashton’s hotttt!!

5) Brad Pitt is just hot in general. Here he is on the cover of Vanity Fair.

6) Prison Break‘s Wentworth Miller kills me with those eyes. And in all black he looks like such a bad ass on the cover of GQ.

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7) Colin Farrell being the bad boy he is looks positively sexy on the cover of Vanity Fair.

8) Johnny Depp on the cover of Rolling Stone gives us just a little peek. Such a tease.

9) Zac Efron may be a teen idol…but he looks all grown up on the cover Details.

10) I didn’t know Prince Harry could be so…sexy. Here’s dirty Harry on the cover of Radar.

First, he complains about getting old, fat, wrinkly and ugly and then he’s on the cover of a magazine looking like this.

Ya, okay Brad. You’re totally hideous. You’re so gross-looking I could just…..I could just viciously make out with you.

As we speak, Brad is cuddling up with that whatshername gf of his somewhere in NYC and the two of them are just being all beastly together after some crazy stalker fan “launched herself” at him on a red carpet recently. Who’d wanna, like, touch that guy? Yuck. AND he’s also been talking recently about having yet another kid with whatshername, so now the disgusting couple can add another ass-ugly baby to the family.

Just what we need, more of Brad Pitt’s tainted unattractiveness.

BTW, totally kidding. Not about the making out part, but everything else.

See Brad Pitt pics after the jump.

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