Candy Dish: Manic Pixie Dream Girl

• Let’s sort out our female stereotypes using a flowchart.
• Snooki just wants you to know she’s not pregnant.
• The secret to beautiful skin.
• Things I didn’t need to know about Daniel Radcliffe: this.
• Check out the Vanity Fair 2012 Hollywood issue. Gorgeous!
• The 10 worst things you can say in bed.

Have a Nice, Tall Glass of… Donkey Semen?

Everybody loves to complain about the cheap, crappy alcohol at college parties. But just think, it could be worse. At least you’re not downing a glass of donkey semen and washing it down with a glass of urine. Surprise! That’s exactly what Fear Factor contestants will be doing on the new season of the show.

Tuffy Luv Breaks It Down

I’ve been with my boyfriend for a little over a year and I love him. That is something that must be understood first and foremost. However, over the past couple of months I keep thinking about breaking up with him. He is immature, selfish, and inconsiderate. He has never bought me anything for my birthday, Valentines Day, Christmas, Sweetest Day, or our anniversary.

When It Comes to Love, It’s All In The Family

Good news, everybody. If you’ve ever found yourself sexually attracted to your brother/dad/uncle/cousin, the University of Illinois just released a study that says you’re not completely wacko.

Keep The Nasty To Yourself, Please

You wanna express your love with your man? Fine, but keep it in the bedroom. No one needs to see you shoving your tongue down his throat (or your hand down his pants) when they’re going about their daily business. And you know what else we don’t want to see? You shoving your hand down your own pants to adjust those boy shorts that keep creeping up your crack.

Candy Dish: Megan Fox Is Scaring Us!

• Wow, Megan Fox, that’s one tiny corset!
• Swine Flu side effects: fever, chills, and Racism?
• Julia roberts can cuss like a sailor!
• Heart on your sleeve, emoticons on your ears.
• First Lindsay, now Ali. Can we expect Dina in a Bikini next?
• Bacon flavored lip gloss just sounds wrong.

Oh Yeah: It Exists

I really don’t know who this “Shower Power” suction sex handle is for; grad…

He Said/She Said: Doin’ It When Aunt Flo Is In Town

One of my biggest gripes about being a woman is not the fact that I can’t get paid as much as a…

Wednesday Night Encounters: Mama Said Gross You Out

Usually, we try to have some kind of theme to our Wednesday Night series, but when we went digging…

This Better Not Be My Nanna

Flickr is a crazy little website. Pictures from all over the world, from crappy and boring ̶…

Things That Seriously Disturbed Us Today

I don’t know what it is about today, but somehow we have come across some seriously gross s…

Gentle Giant’s Gross Gag On America’s Got Talent

So last week I joked that this show makes me want to throw up in my mouth a little bit. Last night I se…

2 Girls 1 Cup: I Vomit, Others Laugh, Many Gag and It’s All On You Tube.

Have you heard of this new ridiculousness that is taking over the internet?
Last night, while on…

Spoiled Brats Cost At Least $2,000 a Year

• I can think of a few girls who cost a bit more than $2,000 a year. (itn.co.uk)
• Cat starts fire, do…

Bear Trapped!

Sometime in the spring, a buddy of mine sat me down and made me watch an episode of “Man Vs. W…

The Grossest Celeb Video EVER

Okay, I have seen some weird things in my twenty two years, but this video of new creepy couple, Ma…