• Things We’d Rather Have Six More Weeks Of

    Things We’d Rather Have Six More Weeks Of

    There are definitely a lot of things that I would be willing to do in the place of six more weeks of winter. I would give up my Diet Coke addiction. I would wear a bra 24/7 instead of taking it off the minute I walk into my home. I would even start flossing the amount of times that my dentist recommends.

  • The Weekly Ten: Not a Fan of February

    The Weekly Ten: Not a Fan of February

    ’m not sure if it’s the bad weather or the senioritis or my inability to focus on any one task for more than five minutes at a time, but I’ve been in quite the mood these past few days. And I’m taking my anger out on February, this too short, unproductive, cold, depressing, and generally annoying month.

  • 5 Days Every College Girl Would Want to Relive

    5 Days Every College Girl Would Want to Relive

    When most people think of Groundhog Day, they probably picture a medium sized rodent climbing out of a hole in an attempt to determine whether we’re going to have an early spring, or if the mountains of snow are just going to keep on coming. But when we think of Groundhog Day, we think of Bill Murray.

  • We Hate You, Punxsatawney Phil (and Others)

    We Hate You, Punxsatawney Phil (and Others)

    As most of you know, Punxsutawney Phil woke up and saw his shadow this morning, alerting us that, yes, there will be six more weeks of hell winter. What a prick! Six more weeks of bundling up like an Eskimo for the walk to class? Six more weeks of a constant runny nose and ghostly white complexion? Six more weeks that my wardrobe will consist 100% of sweatpants and Uggs?

  • Overheard: Groundhog Day is Over

    Overheard: Groundhog Day is Over

    [Every week, CC and John bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, saddest things he hears on his…

  • Weekly Wrap Up: This Week We Laughed

    Weekly Wrap Up: This Week We Laughed

    It’s February already?!  You know what that means…Valentine’s Day. Whi…

  • 5 Things We Hate More Than Phil’s Shadow

    5 Things We Hate More Than Phil’s Shadow

    So the damn groundhog saw his damn shadow, which means we are in for 6 more glorious weeks of winte…

  • Candy Dish: Michael Phelps Hits the Bong

    Candy Dish: Michael Phelps Hits the Bong

    What a moron. He totally should have denied, denied, denied.
    Maybe he’ll be first in line…