According to a recent study in the UK, the weight of a woman will fluctuate in stages over the course of her relationship.
I know what you are thinking: who needs a study to figure this out? I agree, ladies, and so do my fat jeans.
But while we all know how quickly we turn to ice cream when our BF breaks up with us, I don’t think anyone has really given much thought to the many stages of a college relationship and how they affect our bodies.
Mostly, by making us fat.
The following are typical gains and losses over the course of a rather tumultuous college relationship. Weigh in (haha) on what makes you fluctu-weight. (See what I did there? Yeah, I’m good.):
Lose 5 pounds when we first meet the man – after that one-nighter in the bathroom we want to make sure we are hot enough to keep him from doing that with anyone else.
Gain 5 pounds back when the boy starts sleeping over and we know he’s all ours.
Gain another 5 pounds (in cake) when we find out that man has indeed taken another girl to the bathroom our special place.
Lose 15 pounds due to too-depressed-to-eat syndrome/”Just wait until he sees me now!” Read More »
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