Got a Dude itch you just can’t scratch? Sick of getting the pity-eyes as you sift through the Self-Help section at your campus bookstore? Over wondering what those boys are thinking?  We got your back, girlfriend. Send your question (Why is my ex sending such mixed signals?) over to askthedude@collegecandy.com. The Dude won’t sugarcoat it, beat around the bush, or any other weird cliche that means lie to you. Like a nice, juicy hot dog, he’ll be 100% real beef, 100% of the time.  So bring it on, ladies.]

Hey Dude,
I have issues with self-esteem. Even though I know I’m fairly attractive (5’9, blonde, tan skin, brown eyes, telling you this so you get a perspective on the issue) dress pretty well, and don’t have a problem getting guys attracted to me, I have no boobs. Yes, I’m flat, and it’s not like I’m super skinny so my body just looks way out of proportion. I have contemplated plastic surgery just so that I can feel completely comfortable showing off my body. I want implants because I worry about guys judging me on the type of body I have wayyyy too much. Now that I’m going to get surgery though, I’m scared that guys will just judge me more for going through with this than just staying with my size.

What is your take on a girl with fake boobs? I am doing it for ME, not for anyone else, but I don’t want to regret my decision when a boy is like “you were so insecure that you actually got implants? Wow, you are not the girl I thought you were.”

Looking forward to your reply,
-Oregon Girl Read More »

Oh man, the last thing we need on college campuses is more creepy guys gawking at young voluptuous college co-eds. Unfortunately, thanks to a rumor started about a supposed study published by the New England Journal of Medicine; perverts may attempt to cite actual health reasons for staring at our boobs.

The study allegedly found that staring at women’s breasts for 10 minutes is “as healthy as a half hour in the gym.” It was said to be conducted over five years and the peeping Toms had “lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates (than) those who did not get their daily eyeful.” The research was supposedly conducted in Germany by a Dr. Karen Weatherby. Read More »