And I don’t mean dirty in a good way. I mean gross, like they don’t wash things. And I’m not just making this up because I know a few dirty boys. Clorox did a study and found the proof.

Here’s a few reasons why men are disgusting:

1. They wear dirty underwear. This is one that Clorox just came out with. Come on guys, I’m not gonna say I won’t wear a shirt a few times before I wash it. But underwear?

2. They don’t wear socks. This might just be from personal experience with my mom constantly having to buy my brother those little balls you put in shoes to make them stop smelling so horrible, but I’m pretty sure my brother is not the only one.

3. It’s a mystery how often they shower. Some of them may shower a lot, but you can’t really ever tell. For girls, our hair gets nasty and it’s really obvious when we skip a shower. With guys, however, they could go a week and the only indication would be the smell. And I would guess that some of them do. Read More »

The primal sense of empowerment I get from the act of performing roadhead on an unexpecting driver is the top reason I’m a fan. (Asking for service usually results in the service station being closed for the season.) I realize I probably shouldn’t imply all this in one of my first CollegeCandy posts, but rest assured, I’m no roadhead addict. I’m very selective; in fact, my satisfaction is truly only the result of a singular victim.

Being dirty is always a turn-on. Unexpectedly being dirty is an even bigger turn-on; plotting your move between interstate signs and fluctuating traffic, precisely calculating your plan in an almost algorithmic poem. Knowing that you’re about to pounce on your victim as he’s pondering hot wings, crapping at the next rest stop, and while his left testicle is falling asleep crushed upon the relentless seat. Sure, guys are disgusting, but we clearly love them to please them.

The first glance communicating the coming act is the most powerful, letting him know you’ve been strategically planning your sexual endeavor. Though you’re interrupting his man fantasies of dynamite and dinosaurs, he’ll be pleasantly surprised and uncontrollably aroused as you crawl across the seat, ass perked up, and doing whatever naughty things below the belt that drives your victim-of-choice over the edge. Read More »