• The Weekly Ten: Fictional Boyfriends

    The Weekly Ten: Fictional Boyfriends

    We’re obsessed with vampire boyfriends. Edward Cullen in particular. An as someone who spends way too much time in the fictional world I have to step back, and ask…really? I mean come on! Edward Cullen is not the best fictional boyfriend out there. He’s obsessive, overbearing, and would find great satisfaction in tearing open his girlfriend’s veins and drinking her blood. This is the guy that makes you swoon? Well not me.

  • The Weekly Ten: We Heart Valentine’s Day

    The Weekly Ten: We Heart Valentine’s Day

    Happy Valentine’s Day! With three words I’ve probably caused every single reader to groan in frustration. You’re probably trying to forget this day exists, aren’t you? Trying to pretend this is just a normal Monday. Well it’s not.

  • This Just In: Guys Look at Themselves Through Beer Goggles

    This Just In: Guys Look at Themselves Through Beer Goggles

    Beer Goggles. Unfortunately, anyone who’s ever gone to bed with Justin Timberlake and woken up next to Jesse Eisenberg knows the curse of beer goggles all to well. But did you know that we’re not the only ones who sport them as our number one accessory on a Saturday night? Yeah, turns out, guys are falling victim to their powers of evil, too…

  • Glamour Says the Darndest Things: February Edition

    Glamour Says the Darndest Things: February Edition

    What’s the deal, Glamour? Is it “your thing” to make all the beautiful women you snag for your covers look stilted, crazy, and/or completely confused? Kim Kardashian is no exception and, truth be told, it took me about 5 minutes of staring at this magazine to even realize it was her. Home girl looks like she just had all of her Louboutins confiscated. Not a good look.

  • Top Ten Misconceptions About Guys (By a Guy)

    Top Ten Misconceptions About Guys (By a Guy)

    I’m often referred to as a “guy’s guy.” I like drinking and sports and hanging with the fellas. My third book, which is about being single when all your friends are couples, is entitled I’m Having More Fun Than You and features me on the cover with five models. This Friday, November 19th, Comedy Central is premiering my first one-hour stand-up special, AARON KARO: THE REST IS HISTORY.

  • Friday Faves: Contacts You Love…and Don’t Remember

    Friday Faves: Contacts You Love…and Don’t Remember

    If there’s one thing I’ve learned in college, it’s that half of the contacts in my phone are people I don’t know. I may have known them for the length of a drink or a line outside my favorite bar, but memory fades with last call.

  • Duke It Out: Soul Mates

    Duke It Out: Soul Mates

    We’ve all killed a few hours (*cough*Calculus*cough*) imagining that amazing guy that would somehow walk into our lives – you know, the one with the suave of George Clooney, the charm of Joseph Gordon-Levitt and the abs of Ryan Kwanten (hello, Jason Stackhouse!) – and magically turn all those microwave-ramen-days into a romantic comedy dream.

  • Candy Dish: Careful What You Say To Him

    Candy Dish: Careful What You Say To Him

    • 9 things you shouldn’t say to a guy.
    • Some celebrity designers know what they’re doing.
    • Obviously, this would be Heidi Montag’s next step.
    • Say it with me: awwwwwwwwwww.
    • What are the 10 new words of 2010?
    • Paris Hilton’s got beef with Kimmy K.

  • Duke It Out: Just Friends?

    Duke It Out: Just Friends?

    Assuming you haven’t been living in a cave (or being Amish, but then you probably wouldn’t be online) you’ve probably at least heard of the premise of When Harry Met Sally and the big question it poses – can men and women just be friends? Looks like the debate’s on again – did it ever really stop? – and it’s time we had our say!

  • The Bachelor Pad: And So It Begins

    The Bachelor Pad: And So It Begins

    Let me start by saying, The Bachelor Pad is my new favorite show on television. If you watched the premiere last night, you know what I’m talking about. It’s like The Bachelor on steroids – more drama, more hook-ups, more booze…basically amazing.

  • What Would You Change for a Guy?

    What Would You Change for a Guy?

    The beginning stages of a new relationship are always the best. Thinking about the other person gives you butterflies, every date is an exciting new adventure, and you aren’t close enough for him to start discussing his farting habits with you.

  • Coupled. And Saying Goodbye (For Now)

    Coupled. And Saying Goodbye (For Now)

    Does anyone else find it highly disturbing that it’s not even August and the networks are rolling out the “Back to School” specials and commercials? Maybe I’m just in denial, maybe I want summer to stretch on forever, but it definitely seems too soon to head back to school.

  • Inside His Head: Traveling South

    Inside His Head: Traveling South

    Fact: There is nothing more intimate than having sex with another person. After all, you’re completely naked and vulnerable, and everything is out in plain sight. So unless you’re that old, beer-bellied guy that is always alone and naked at the nude beach, that level of intimacy is going to make you a little nervous.

  • Is Honesty the Best Policy With Your BFF?

    Is Honesty the Best Policy With Your BFF?

    We’ve all done it, slipped a little white lie in when talking to a friend. Your hair looks fine. Of course he’ll call you back. You are absolutely right. It’s not like you meant to be dishonest, but the words tumbled out of your mouth before you even had the chance to think about them. You’re not lying; you’re sparing her feelings.

  • Duke It Out: Can He Change?

    Duke It Out: Can He Change?

    You know that friend who just can’t resist the “fixer-upper” guy? He’s either a bad boy who she knows could really be prince charming, or a stoner who could be brilliant if he’d just pull himself out of the beanbag chair get his act together, or a stuffed-shirt who could be a lot of fun if he just had the right girl on his arm to show him how.

  • Coupled. And Making The World A Better Place

    Coupled. And Making The World A Better Place

    About 3 weeks ago, David and I were laying in bed on a gorgeous Saturday afternoon, nursing epic hangovers from a Happy Hour that lasted far too many hours. After eating an entire pizza and deciding we were too lazy even to go rent a movie, we channel surfed, trying to find something we could both agree on. Naturally we settled on a marathon of Flip This House (can anyone ever get enough of Armando Montelongo? C’mon, just saying his name puts me in a great mood).