Candy Dish: Brad Pitt Isn’t Perfect

bradpittpicture.jpgBrad Pitt will give you a virus.

That’s what she said!

Anne Hathaway’s dirty little secret.

How to wake up ready to go every. single. day.

Throw some moody florals into your wardrobe!

Win some badass bags from Lucky Mag

Why are the girls from 90210 so damn skinny?

It’s cool to pee your pants. Seriously.

The blingiest engagement rings ever.

The worst version of the National Anthem EVER.

Sex and the City: The Prequel?!

Miley Cyrus stole my boyfriend.

What if Sarah Palin was yo mama?

Another reason to hate Gwyneth Paltrow.


Booties: Love Em or Hate Em?

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We all love gettin’ a little booty, and the movers and shakers of the fashion world are taking that to heart. The Bootie is everywhere. It is more than a shoe, but less than a boot. You’ve seen it paired with everything from skinny jeans to skirts. It is all the rage on the Fashion Week runways right now.

But what do you think? Can everyone pull these off? Can you?

Booties: Love em or Hate em?


Candy Dish: Hillary Got Her Drink On

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Hillary Clinton totally got her drink on

Nobody should ever visit Heidiwood

For real–it’s the real Real World

More like the top 10 films of. all. time.

The Mormon calendar would look great next to my dreidel

Even Marilyn Monroe has a friggin’ sex tape!

Wait, are you saying that some people don’t swoon over Zach Braff?!

My mentors are the Kardashian Sisters

Another reason dogs shouldn’t wear outfits

Oh look, Noel Gallagher is picking another fight


Crazies! All in the Name of Beauty?

gwyneth paltrow w magazine 1The next time you find yourself pining for Jessica Alba’s perfectly clear complexion or Mischa Barton’s cellulite-free ass, think again. You’d be shocked (and seriously wigged out) to learn what lengths some of these celebs go to to be beautiful.

For instance? Gwyneth Paltrow uses snake venom skin cream to keep wrinkles away. Creepy! She must have some sssseriously ssssoft ssssskin with that $185 price tag.

Desperate housewife Teri Hatcher bathes in wine. Now this I can understand, seeing as maybe it seeps into her pores and she could potentially get a little tipsy. I’m all about the tipsy!

On the other hand, if she’s using red wine, someone that may accidentally walk in could think they just stumbled upon a seriously gory celebrity crime scene. What a waste of booze though, really. Think of all your sober fans Teri, so greedy!

Halle Berry‘s a huge fan of coffee, not for her daily caffiene fix, but rather for her thighs. Catherine Zeta-Jones crushes strawberries, a supposed natural teeth whitener, into her toothpaste. Breakfast while brushing? I suppose it could work. Read More »