April Fool’s Day is just days away, which means there is little time to plan some much needed pranks. We’ve all got important things like midterms, meetings, internships, and beer pong tournaments to catch up on, but that’s no excuse. Everyone needs to let loose and plan at least a few good pranks, because it’s one of the few days of the year where we can act like a complete a-hole and get away with it.

Believe me, you will regret it if you don’t at least attempt something. Can’t come up with anything clever? Try these bad boys on for size…

iPhone Application Hit your friends where it hurts: their iPhones. Anyone who has one will agree that their phone embodies all that is awesome in this world. Lucky for you, Apple has easy to access applications that will put the fear of god into iPhone lovers everywhere. If the “cracked” application or “iFart mobile” don’t suit your fancy, try making your own.

Naked Hunks Mug This is a magical mug. You see, when you put hot liquid in the “Naked Hunks Mug” his itty-bitty banana hammock disappears. Really, its a treat for everyone involved. Read More »

Don’t eff with a lady in love. Yesterday, a woman in Japan was arrested for killing her husband after he divorced her.

Did I mention that this was a virtual couple? Yeah, they were married online. And she killed him online (and by killed I mean deleted his account).

“I was suddenly divorced, without a word of warning. That made me so angry,” the bitter (online) housewife stated.

Two words: Crazy Biatch. It is pretty clear why this woman had to turn to the interwebs to find a mate.

So, now the woman is in custody and could face some jail time or a serious fine. This guy is just lucky he didn’t meet her in the real world.