November 8, 2009
- 5:00 pm
By John - UConn

Week after week (after week after week…), CollegeCandy and our pal John bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, and saddest things he hears on his college campus. And we know he’s not the only one who hears this stuff. Join the Overheard revolution! Listen in on some weirdos’ conversations and share them in the comments or send ‘em over to us to put in next week’s post.
(Guy, two girls, at dining hall breakfast.)
Guy: You girls don’t need your buns toasted, do you?
Girl 1: Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.
Girl 2: Heh heh. No.
Guy: I was talking about the hot dog buns.
(Girl, on the phone, on a campus thoroughfare.)
Girl: I wish you didn’t have a penis!
(Beat)
Girl: Well, then I wish you would stop jerking off in the shower! Read More »
Tags: bars, beer, blood, bookstore, college life, conversations, funny conversation, HaHa, Humor, josh groban, life in college, overheard, overheard at college, Rihanna, shots, sickness, urine
November 1, 2009
- 5:00 pm
By John - UConn

Week after week (after week after week…), CollegeCandy and our pal John bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, and saddest things he hears on his college campus. And we know he’s not the only one who hears this stuff. Join the Overheard revolution! Listen in on some weirdos’ conversations and share them in the comments or send ‘em over to us to put in next week’s post.
(Two guys at a giant party.)
Guy 1: What? The cops are coming now?
Guy 2: Yo, don’t touch my ass, bro.
Guy 1: I’ll touch your ass. I’ll touch your ass as much as I want.
(Girl, guy, looking at beer in the package store.)
Girl: What’s Winter Lager?
Guy: Oh, it’s Dan’s. He’s in a relationship with it. Read More »
Tags: alcohol, class, college, college life, conversations, funny conversations, HaHa, Halloween, overheard, Parties, peppers, switzerland, turkeys
October 25, 2009
- 5:00 pm
By John - UConn

Week after week (after week after week…), CollegeCandy and our pal John bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, and saddest things he hears on his college campus. And we know he’s not the only one who hears this stuff. Join the Overheard revolution! Listen in on some weirdos’ conversations and share them in the comments or send ‘em over to us to put in next week’s post.
(Two girls, hanging out in the women’s center.)
Girl: It would decrease your value as a lesbian lover if you didn’t have any fingers.
(One girl, leaning across the aisle during class.)
Girl 1: Hey… hey.
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: Have you ever been to CakeFarts dot com?
(Guy, talking to his friends at a restaurant.)
Guy: I kinda want to shoot myself in the stomach so food will fall out. Read More »
Tags: college, HaHa, dumbledore, funny, college life, lesbian, sleeping beauty, drag, overheard, funny conversations, cakefarts.com

End of story.
October 11, 2009
- 5:00 pm
By John - UConn

Week after week (after week after week…), CollegeCandy and our pal John bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, and saddest things he hears on his college campus. And we know he’s not the only one who hears this stuff. Join the Overheard revolution! Listen in on some weirdos’ conversations and share them in the comments or send ‘em over to us to put in next week’s post.
(Two guys, at a bar.)
Guy: I have a really good pickup line.
Guy 2: Yeah?
Guy: It’s kind of specific, though. It only works if on a black female thermophysicist.
(Guy, after watching the “Avatar” trailer.)
Guy: It looks like… ‘Gears of War’ meets ‘Fern Gully.’
(Computer science Professor, in a morning class.)
Prof: But watch! When you treat it as a mergesort, it becomes an “log n” algorithm instead of a “n log n” algorithm! F**k yeah! Read More »
Tags: beer, college, college life, conversations, crime, delivery, funny conversations, HaHa, nutmeg, overheard, overheard at college, physics, pickup lines, professors, the force
September 27, 2009
- 5:00 pm
By John - UConn

Every week, CC and John bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, and saddest things he hears on his college campus. And we know he’s not the only one who hears this stuff. Join the Overheard revolution! Leave your own overheard convos in the comments or send ‘em over!
(Guy, at a dining hall’s table, eating dinner.)
Guy: Isn’t what we call cauliflower just effeminate broccoli?
(Guys in a public library.)
Guy: So I was reading The Babysitter’s Club, and I guess Grandma had a really cool secret. But chapter books are too much for me these days, so I just flipped to the back to find out what it was. Turns out Grandma just had breast cancer.
(Guy, walking on the beach.)
Guy: I’m Tin Pin Bill. See, they used to call me Crim Pin Bill, but that didn’t really make any sense. Read More »
Tags: babysitter's club, birth control, broccoli, college life, conversations, europe, funny converstations, grandma, HaHa, Humor, life in college, overheard, overheard at college, reproduction, starbucks, women
September 20, 2009
- 5:00 pm
By John - UConn

Every week, CC and John bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, and saddest things he hears on his college campus. And we know he’s not the only one who hears this stuff. Join the Overheard revolution! Leave your own overheard convos in the comments or send ‘em over!
(In a calculus class.)
Professor: Does anyone know the answer? *points to guy in class* What about you? And say, do I know you? You look familiar.
Guy: I took this class before. And no, I don’t.
(Two bros, walking in the rain.)
Bro 1: Yo, when I say “no homo,” it means you let me under your umbrella.
(Two girls playing with a Slinky.)
Girl 1: See that? If human fat had bones, that’s how it would look. Read More »
Tags: bones, college life, conversations, fat, funny conversations, HaHa, Humor, life in college, mansquito, nerd porn, overheard, overheard at college, princess leia, slinkies, tomatoes
September 13, 2009
- 5:00 pm
By John - UConn

Every week, CC and John bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, and saddest things he hears on his college campus. And we know he’s not the only one who hears this stuff. Join the Overheard revolution! Leave your own overheard convos in the comments or send ‘em over!
(Girl, raising hand in class.)
Girl: Wait, so … some languages don’t have vowels? That’s IMPOSSIBLE! How are you supposed to pronounce them? Do you have to guess? I can’t believe that! That’s so stupid! *scribbles furiously in notebook*
(Professor, teaching a class.)
Prof: Heaven is hard to describe. I’ve seen plenty of evocative depictions of Hell, but I’ve never seen a truly compelling vision of Heaven.
Student, interrupting: May I suggest one?
Prof: No. I want to talk about something else.
(Two guys, getting into their car.)
Guy: You ever notice that every time we go to make candles, one of us cheats on his girlfriend? Read More »
Tags: bears, burgers, cheating, class, college, college life, eyeballs, HaHa, heaven, Humor, life in college, overheard, overheard at college, professors, students
September 6, 2009
- 5:00 pm
By John - UConn

Every week, CC and John bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, saddest things he hears on his college campus. Join the Overheard revolution!Leave your own overheard convos in the comments or send ‘em over!
(Freshman in a dining hall.)
Freshman: College is so cool! It’s, like, the most sophisticated universe in the universe.
(Angry girl, heard through a dorm-room door.)
Girl: F***in’ a! What am I supposed to do? Dogs ate my underwear!
(Two girls, in the business school.)
Girl 1: I love Humphrey Bogart
Girl 2: Yeah, me too. Did you know he got his start in ’80s science fiction B-movies?
Girl 1: Wow, really?
Girl 2: No. Read More »
Tags: back to school, cleavage, college freshman, college life, freshman, freshman dorm, freshmen, HaHa, Humor, humphrey bogart, lettuce, life in college, overheard, overheard at college, wine
August 30, 2009
- 5:00 pm
By John - UConn

Every week, CC and John bring you some of the weirdest, funniest, saddest things he hears on his college campus. Join the Overheard revolution!Leave your own overheard convos in the comments or send ‘em over!
(Guys, walking through a grove on-campus.)
Guy: Nice day… birds, blue skies, not a cloud in sight. Yup. This rock looks pretty good to take a crap on.
(Older student, talking to high schooler on campus tour.)
Student: There’s actually a statistic, I think, something like 30 percent of the liquid of water parks is urine.
High schooler: Yeah, that sounds pretty reasonable. That’s about right.
Student: What the f***? No it’s not! That would be disgusting!
(Guy, preparing Mexican food.)
Guy: I love cilantro. It makes everything taste like it’s just been rinsed in a mountain waterfall. Read More »
Tags: boobs, cilantro, deer, fir trees, funny conversation, gandhi, graham crackers, HaHa, Humor, overheard, overheard at college, poop, thrift stores, urine