We’ve all had those moments where autocorrect has gotten the best of us. We’ve also written papers that make us wonder what we were sipping on while we wrote them. But what if these mistakes were printed? Inspired by the recent snafu that happened on the cover of the University of Texas’ commencement programs (shown above), we sought out 15 more misprints that really made us say, “Oh, no they didn’t.”

Check them out below!

College is a time when we get to finally spread our wings and be free. No more curfews or parents to check in with. No more groundings or sneaking around to cover our tracks if we did something our families wouldn’t exactly be thrilled with. College is a time when we really get to find out who we are and what we’re made of. We’re in charge of our own lives, and we get to take care of ourselves! College is also time for seeing things we never thought we would in our lives. I remember being introduced to a whole new world of crazy when I moved to a different town.

You meet people completely different from you in every way possible, and it’s not such a bad thing! The things I saw during my time living on a big college campus are pretty vivid to me still now that I transferred and am a commuter, but I will never forget some of the things I was introduced to and scared for life by!

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Katie is finishing up her undergrad at North Central College in Naperville, Illinois. She enjoys wasting hours on Facebook and tweeting things no one cares about. When asked the question, “Do you do marathons?” She promptly responds, “Of course! Which show?” Follow her @KatieGarrity! Or read her personal blog where she talks about Ryan Gosling and hummus a lot here! 

I’m not typically a passive aggressive person. In fact, my aunt once joked that in our family, passive aggression is always met with full-on aggression. It’s funny because it’s true. But let’s face it, college dorm life sometimes calls for passive aggression. It’s inevitable that people are going to do things that annoy you. But the problem is, sometimes you don’t know who it is that’s doing the annoying thing.

Kitchen is messy? Bathroom is disgusting? Without careful investigation, it’s tough to know who’s the culprit. And you don’t want to cause an awkward situation by confronting someone who’s totally innocent. This, ladies and gentlemen, calls for a passive aggressive note. Luckily for us, the internet is full of hilarious passive aggressive notes. Here are a few of our favorites.

Garnet is a student at Columbia University in New York City. She is “that person” who starts dancing at a party when everyone else is standing around, and if there were a Facebook stalking Olympics, she would be a gold medalist. She also loves cheesy 90s music, and almost died of happiness when Vanilla Ice retweeted her. Once. Follow her on Twitter @garnethenderson.

Singing. Some of us are born with this natural talent, while some of us…lack the ability. If you fall into the second category, it is important to acknowledge the fact that you will never, ever be Beyonce. I’m sorry but it is true. Despite the number of times my grandma has told me I have a good voice, I only sing out loud when I’m driving because I’m scared that I’ll be one of “those” people.  You know, those people that think they’re really good singers when they absolutely suck?

Here are few examples of truly horrible (yet amazing) karaoke fails for your procrastinatory pleasure:

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Dear Mrs. Eng,

I loved your 2nd grade class. You taught me so many valuable lessons including how to play Oregon Trail. I will never forget you teaching me how to eat popcorn with chopsticks. And I loved the postcard you sent me from the Great Wall of China. How I’d love to see you again, Mrs. Eng, and thank you for all you have taught me. Let’s meet up somewhere! Just NOT at any of these places…

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Sincerely,

Brookita

When she’s not trying to avoid Mrs. Eng at the spa, Brooke enjoys gluten-free mac and cheese, cake batter froyo, and butterfingers. You can follower her on Twitter @brookitaa

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Maybe it’s just the senile, elderly woman inside of me talking, but I am seriously disturbed at how little girls today would much rather have an iPad waiting under the tree rather than a more traditional gift. I mean, I can’t blame them. iPads ARE pretty awesome, and I secretly wish they had been invented back in 1997, but still, you can’t go wrong with an All-American, no-charger-necessary toy that will never get outdated or require an unlimited data plan.

And what’s more all-American than an American Girl Doll?!

While the historical doll franchise may not be nearly as popular as it was in the late 90′s/early 2K (which is probably because they don’t sell Samantha, Felicity, or any of the matching human outfits anymore), we all had (at least) one of these at some point. Whether you were a super-classy Samantha, a down-home Kirsten, or a spicy, adventurous Josefina, your doll of choice said a LOT more about your 8-year-old self than you thought.

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What doll did YOU bring to Show-and-Tell?

When Heidi’s not writing ridiculous articles for CC, she enjoys watching “Lizzie McGuire” reruns, raiding store clearance sections (and ONLY the clearance sections), and pretending her south-of-Boston suburb is the Upper East Side of Manhattan. Follow her rants and adventures on Twitter!

Fact: lots of men really enjoy watching women roll around and wrestle each other in messy substances. I’d heard of mud wrestling and jello wrestling. But today, I discovered something entirely new. Coleslaw wrestling.

Yes, coleslaw wrestling is real and apparently it’s a tradition in Daytona Beach. Scantily clad women get up on a stage and writhe around in…coleslaw. They use a wood chipper to chop up all the cabbage, and coat it in oil. I don’t understand how anything about this could possibly be sexy, but it seems very popular. Take a look at the video and help me out – is there something I’m missing? Are there people out there who get turned on by cabbage?

Garnet is a student at Columbia University in New York City. She is “that person” who starts dancing at a party when everyone else is standing around, and if there were a Facebook stalking Olympics, she would be a gold medalist. She also loves cheesy 90s music, and almost died of happiness when Vanilla Ice retweeted her. Once. Follow her on Twitter.

Last night, Twitter got a little scandalous in the silliest way possible. One of the top trending topics was #ReplaceFilmTitlesWithVagina. Apparently, this trend originated in the UK. The Brits were thinking dirty and we thank them for this hilarious topic! People got so giggly that most of the tweets went something like “omg lol I can’t believe #ReplaceFilmTitlesWithVagina is trending!” But there were some true gems in there, too. Check out our top fave vagina film title tweets.

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Haven’t we all had a certain person’s face stuck in our head but for the life of us, we just cannot remember their name! We usually solicit the help of a friend by giving vague and somewhat inaccurate descriptions of this person that don’t help at all. When they are no help, we give up and bust open a yearbook and then carefully examine every single photo until we find our culprit (hopefully I’m not alone in this).

We here at CollegeCandy have stumbled upon a video that takes this common instance and adds a little twist. Watch and chuckle!

Louis Vuitton has always been the signifier of luxury lifestyle: suitcases, satchels and…contraception? Pictures of a monogrammed condom have been spreading faster than an STI after Halloween, and it’s said to sell for a whopping $68. Because when wrapping it up in such a fashion, the sex will definitely be better than when using the free condoms given out on campus, right?! Talk about getting some serious bang for your buck.

Oh, and by the way, it’s also supposed to be a gift that gives back, since a portion of the proceeds are said to benefit amfAR, the American Foundation for AIDS Research. Sure, it costs a pretty penny, but can you really put a price on sex that could potentially save lives?!?

This just sounds way too good/ridiculous/hilarious to be true…

Technically, a Louis Vuitton condom exists, as in there are condoms with the Louis Vuitton monogram being made. But according to the “official” website LouisVuittonCondom.com (and contrary to what many other blogs are reporting), the branded contraception isn’t actually from the luxury brand at all. In fact, the product was “designed” by Georgia Republic architect Irakli Kiziria, a man just trying to make a buck off of another man’s money, really. Oh, and possibly raise some money for amfAR too.

From what I can tell, the entire purpose of fake luxury items is to show them off to others and pretend that you really do live enough of the high life to carry a couple thousand on your forearm like it’s nothing at all. So why would something as private as a condom ever be enticing to produce as an imitation? Actually, it’s a fake version of an item that doesn’t actually exist. And it’s disposable after a single use…and who knows how safe that single use actually is anyway, since it’s coming from an architect instead of a reputable brand.

Thank goodness this isn’t actually a condom produced by Louis Vuitton. And even if the fashion house did go into luxury contraception, I highly doubt that monogrammed ridges would be any more enjoyable.

Ashley is a UC San Diego grad who is holding on way too tightly to a potential career in magazines and goes to Vegas all too often. She’s fascinated with celebrities and strawberry beer and doubles as a pathological texter/emailer/blogger. Feed the addiction with tweets @cashleelee. Thanks in advance.