Here’s what happened. And who got slimed.

Bethenny Frankel’s a married lady. Mazel!

Hailey Glassman gets a reality show? WTF?!

12 things every woman should have in her bag.

We love Etsy, but there’s some weird sh*t out there.

God, college basketball is exciting.

Hugh makes us melt, but his accent isn't numero uno.

What’s the sexiest accent?

Hailey Glassman hates Perez. We hate them both.

Mischa Barton gets in a bar brawl.

That causes acne?!

Kristin Stewart needs a new stylist.

Is a college job really worth it?

Ryan Seacrest is in some serious danger.

Pretty sure this man ate diamonds for lunch.

Jon Gosselin is officially douchier than Speidi.

Did Lady Gaga kill a photographer?!

Chris Martin isn’t such a great guy afterall.

Everyone loves Jimmy Choo for H&M.

New York remembers.

Don’t worry, this happy couple is still ON.

Taylor Swift: now that’s a role model.

Kick start your study habits.

Lady Gaga. Pantless. Again.

Narciso Rodriguez for eBay?

The Millionaire Matchmaker is officially matched.

Are these super foods or super trendy?

Jon Gosselin’s lady friend hearts the bong.

Warning: creepy guys are getting tech savvy.

Is Paris going after Jessica Simpson’s leftovers?

Aaaand I’m never eating McDonalds again.

Michelle Obama got a haircut. Why do we care?

Vegetarians make better lovers.

Was Michael Jackson murdered?!

Are you a suntan addict?

Vanessa Hudgens is growing up. Awww.

Boost that Wi-Fi signal yourself.

Sarah Palin really screws Alaska.