Candy Dish: Worst. Movie. Idea. Ever

July 2, 2008 - 2:00 pm By Jess - NYU

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I’ll be there for you...unless you make this stupid movie

Penis Enlargements! for a month

Heidi Montag sings about getting wasted and boinking randoms

Who is going to read this?  Seriously.

Kate Beckinsale gets randomly randy…in front of her kids

Get nude, and get paid

Christopher Hitchens gets waterboarded..for 30 seconds…and freaks

Will Smith just can’t play a convincing a**hole

How to give good email

Finally.  A realistic sex scene (complete with a towel and creepy grandma picture)

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Quickie: Will Smith Wants YOU for Scientology!

January 14, 2008 - 10:45 am By Jess - NYU

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Reports have surfaced that Will Smith has not only said yes to Scientology, but is openly recruiting other people to join him in washing away their thetans.

As a wrap present on his latest movie ‘Hancock’, Smith allegedly gave out gift certificates for a free personality test at the local Scientology center.

Guess Tom Cruise is really working his religious magic around Hollywood.

Gotta love those alien ghosts!

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