Miley Set To Star In Hannah Montana Porno?
As someone who has seen every celebrity sex tape – Hello, Paris, Kim K., and Pamela Anderson! – I am super stoked to give her my feminist blessing (Her body, her choice, right?) on what will, in all honesty, be the most downloaded video of all time.
Why All The Miley Cyrus Hatred, Peeps?
The days are long gone when Miley Cyrus swung her abnormally thick blond tresses all over her bedazzled bright jackets in Disney’s, Hannah Montana. I can almost hear her nasally, trumpeting laugh in the background as my (always loyal to every showing of the sitcom) lil’ sis watched it mid-afternoon, hooting and hollering in between bites of Gushers.

From PopEater: TV’s Highest-Paid Kid Actors (Surprise! Miley Isn’t No. 1)
The highest-paid child actor on TV doesn’t star on a Disney Channel show. Nor does he headline one of Nickelodeon’s many kid-friendly programs. The highest paid child actor on TV actually stars on the CBS hit show, ‘Two and a Half Men.’ His name is Angus T. Jones and he makes a whopping $250,000 per episode.
Miley Cyrus…Mentor?
When the word mentor comes to mind, we think of someone we look up to for advice and guidance. Someone we truly respect and admire. And unless you happen to be the 7-year-old girls that I babysit, that person is probably not Hannah Montana.
Is It So Wrong To Love Justin Bieber?
The kid is 15, but he looks about 12 and half. He’s got no body hair, he will still be mistaken for a little girl over the phone, and I honestly doubt the boy has even had an erection. But that hasn’t stopped him from releasing a CD full of romantic love songs, as if he has had 15 agonizing years of offering girls rides on his tricycle only to have them run off and play with another kid in he sandbox.
Celebretard Showdown: Miley Cyrus vs. Lindsay Lohan
This week’s showdown is between two ladies who are tainting our youth, one racy photo at a time: Lindsay Lohan and Miley Cyrus. Who is wreaking more havoc? Let’s break it down:
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