Originally, I was going to write an empowering and witty article about all the physical and mental benefits of being single. Then I started my research and found…there were none. Seriously. Every study points in exactly the opposite direction. Apparently, the healthiest thing we can do is get married. Like, immediately.
Not gonna lie, I was kinda disappointed when I found out. But then I reconsidered…maybe it wouldn’t be so bad to get married right now, especially considering all these health benefits. I could even print out the list and slap it down on the desk of that gorgeous guy in my photography class, saying “Eh? Eh? C’mon, it’s healthy.” He won’t be able to resist, obviously.
In case you plan on executing a ninja-style attack on a cute guy like I do (that is, in fact, how I pick up all my boyfriends), I’ve made you a handy-dandy list of reasons to print out and share with your friends and crushes. So here you go – all the reasons and benefits of getting married NOW! Read More »
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