To put it bluntly: Melrose Place version 2.0 is a train wreck. And who are we (and the producers) going to point the finger of blame at? Ashlee Simpson, of course. Booed off the stage and now off the set, the girl can’t seem to catch a break. But is anyone really surprised?
We’ve all seen it. The singer-turned-actor crossover move that has critics telling stars time and time again not to quit their day jobs. But in Ashlee Simpson’s case, I’m not sure what day job she has to fall back on. Now that she has been fired from Melrose Place, I think Ashlee should take a long look at her life’s work before she makes her next career move.
Let’s face facts: the girl can’t sing. We all remember when she blamed acid reflux for her Milli-Vanilli-esque stunt on Saturday Night Live in 2004. I think the entire world breathed a sigh of relief when Ashlee claimed she might never be able to sing again. (Could she ever?) What happened to that? I could have done without the “Bittersweet World” album. Me and the three other people who purchased it demand our money back. (And my dignity having just admitted to buying that…)
So perhaps singing wasn’t her forte. In a bold move, Ashlee decided to try her hand at acting. Melrose Place was a big undertaking, I give her that much. But honestly, while she may have been promising in her small role on 7th Heaven, whatever talent she had then seems to have dissipated in a sea of plastic surgery and hair extensions. Besides, if Heather Locklear says she’s gotta go, then the girl’s gotta go. Read More »
September 22, 2009
- 6:00 pm
By CC Staff
November 12, 2008
- 3:30 pm
By CC Staff

As a woman, I know we have a tendency to be rather catty at times. I’m not sure if it is nature or nurture, but it is there and sometimes it can get the best of us. Who is better to teach women the art of cattiness, than the women of Hollywood? We are constantly exposed to bickering women not only on TV and in the movies, but also in the celebreality of their day-to-day lives. The cattiness factor comes more often than not when a man is involved and the love triangle becomes a tug-of-war. (Please keep in mind, in most of these upcoming catty situations the guy is hardly worth it…except for maybe Brad.)
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Tags: Aaron Carter, angelina jolie, brad pitt, britney spears, cat fight, catty, Celebreality, crazy, december, denise richards, Heather Locklear, hilary duff, hollywood, Jennifer Aniston, K Fed, lindsey lohan, paris hilton, Richie Sambora, Rick Solomon, Shannen Doherty, Shar Jackson, uncool, vogue
October 1, 2008
- 2:00 pm
By Jess - NYU
Tags: anne hathaway, blunt, britney spears, daniel craig, gay rumor, gossip girl, gossip guys, Heather Locklear, hugh hefner, Jonas Brothers, kurt cobain, Lauren Conrad, leonardo dicaprio, matt lauer, Naked Anne Hathaway, playboy, quantum of solace, sexy jonas brothers, Sharon Stone, The Today Show, viral video, VMA, weight loss drink, woman and dolls
September 30, 2008
- 12:00 pm
By CC Staff
In light of Heather Locklear’s recent arrest while driving under the influence of something (read: drugs), we started thinking about the obscene number of stars heading to court/jail lately. Their visits are so frequent, in fact, that it seems we see celebs more often donning orange jumpsuits than strutting the red carpet.
We thought it was only appropriate, then, to honor these fallen celebrities. For without them we would never know the repercussions of driving drunk, grabbing the breast of an underage girl, or buying and selling drugs from the back of a limo. These celebrities have taken the fall so we don’t have to. It’s as if they are channeling Jesus and sacrificing themselves for our sins.
Ok, maybe not. But their mugshot pictures are pretty badass.
There is really nothing better than seeing an ultra glamorous superstar looking like a hot mess at the police station. Especially when that superstar is strung out on some really strong sh*t. So, we took it upon ourselves to pull our Top 10 Celebrity Mugshots together for your amusement. Scroll through, enjoy, and practice your voting skills for this year’s election by choosing your favorite to win the 2008 CollegeCandy Mugshot of the Year award. (There is really no prize, award ceremony, or thank-you speech, but we still want to know which hot tranny mess is your favorite.)
Oh, how the mighty have fallen. Read More »
Tags: Andy Dick, arrested, celebrity, court, drunk driving, DUI, gary busey, hall of fame, Heather Locklear, jack bauer, jail, jesus, keifer sutherland, lindsay lohan, Mel Gibson, mug shot, mugshot, nick hogan, Nicole Richie, paris hilton, pulled over, shia lebeauf
September 29, 2008
- 2:00 pm
By Jess - NYU
Tags: abs, adnan sex tape, amy winehouse, Antonio Berardi, brad pitt, britney spears sex tape, broken heart, Celebrities, epic fail, get in shape, Heather Locklear, Katy Perry, marcus survivor, president, ryan reynolds, scarlett johansson, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds wed, surviving a broken heart, survivor, survivor peen, victoria beckham, vote for president