• Girl Crush: Heidi Klum

    Girl Crush: Heidi Klum

    When I’m not sitting around being insanely jealous of Heidi Klum, I’m crushing on her. Obviously, I’m jealous because at 35, and having popped out three kids, Heidi still looks insanely hot naked.

  • The Hills: “I Told Her to Put on Pants”

    The Hills: “I Told Her to Put on Pants”

    Please let me take a moment to apologize for a lack of recap on last week’s season premier. I left DVRing up to my mother while I watched MSU get slaughtered in the NCAA championship…. And then came home to find out she doesn’t know how to DVR. (She then backed into my car in the driveway the next morning, which is why I am no longer coming home for Passover…)

  • The Hills Finale: Shockers and Drama and Boobs. The Usual.

    The Hills Finale: Shockers and Drama and Boobs. The Usual.

    Before I begin my final recap of The Hills for this season, I would like to give everyone out there…

  • The Hills: One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Married!

    The Hills: One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Married!

    I can’t believe I almost missed tonight’s episode of The Hills. The biggest episode of the seaso…

  • The Hills: Moving Out and Moving On

    The Hills: Moving Out and Moving On

    So, tonight’s episode kinda sucked. (Almost as bad as that picture to the left. Fo realz.) The be…

  • The Hills: Why You Bangin’ Justin Bobby?

    The Hills: Why You Bangin’ Justin Bobby?

    So, I was gone for a few weeks and missed out on a lot of Hills recapping. I was so excited to get back…

  • The Hills: TEQUILA!!

    The Hills: TEQUILA!!

    Well, tonight’s episode of The Hills definitely made up for last week’s lackluster performanc…

  • The Hills: An Episode When Stuff Actually Happened!

    The Hills: An Episode When Stuff Actually Happened!

    For the first time all season, last night’s episode of The Hills was action packed! I was actuall…

  • The Hills: Spencer and Lo Duke it Out for The Douchebag Award

    The Hills: Spencer and Lo Duke it Out for The Douchebag Award

    After watching last night’s episode of The Hills I couldn’t sleep. I was restless. I was a…

  • Candy Dish: Bye, Bye, Bye Lou Pearlman!

    Candy Dish: Bye, Bye, Bye Lou Pearlman!

    Bye, Bye, Bye Lou Pearlman!
    Oh, to be John Mayer’s camera.
    I really think teenagers are ge…

  • The Hills: Take Your Bobo and Go Go

    The Hills: Take Your Bobo and Go Go

    Last night’s episode of The Hills made me realize three things:

    I hate Lauren. Ok, hate is a stron…

  • The Hills: The Land of Awkward

    The Hills: The Land of Awkward

    Last night was overwhelming; between the return of Gossip Girl and another episode of The Hills…

  • The Hills: All Aboard for a Relationship Vacation

    The Hills: All Aboard for a Relationship Vacation

    Last night’s episode of The Hills was a total snoozer. Seriously; I fell asleep during th…