Spencer and Heidi and Tyra, Oh Crap!

April 30, 2008 - 4:30 pm By Lauren - University of Michigan

I watch a lot of really bad TV, but I can proudly admit that I have never watched a single episode of The Tyra Banks Show. That bitch is crazy; I had enough of her antics on ANTM. That being said, after hearing that Speidi would be making an appearance on Monday’s episode, I searched the interwebs high and low to find a clip of their interview.

The highlights are below.


Having Heidi, Spencer and Tyra in one place should really cause the world to implode, no? That’s a whole lot of douche for one stage. I don’t even really know where to begin. Maybe with Heidi’s awful Heidiwood ensemble? Or the fact that she and Spencer have been denying for two years that they had anything to do with the tape, only to openly discuss it on national television? (Although, this is the Tyra show; it really doesn’t count.) Or when Spencer, so eloquently, discusses his distaste for watching Lauren’s alleged sex tape. Or, my favorite, when Heidi admits that she was in surgery (getting those boobs/lips/facelift) the day the rumor of the video hit the world.
These two never seize to amaze me.
And I can’t wait to see what they do next.


	
		Tags: Americas Next Top Model, antm, bad tv, Heidiwood, Plastic Surgery, reality TV, sex tape, spencer and heidi, talk show, the tyra banks show, tyra banks
	

	


				Candy Dish: Hillary Got Her Drink On
	
	April 15, 2008
	 - 3:30 pm
	By ccandyjessica

	
		

Hillary Clinton totally got her drink on
Nobody should ever visit Heidiwood
For real–it’s the real Real World
More like the top 10 films of. all. time.
The Mormon calendar would look great next to my dreidel
Even Marilyn Monroe has a friggin’ sex tape!
Wait, are you saying that some people don’t swoon over Zach Braff?!
My mentors are the Kardashian Sisters
Another reason dogs shouldn’t wear outfits
Oh look, Noel Gallagher is picking another fight
	
	
		Tags: BFF, dogs, drink, Gwyneth Paltrow, Heidi Montag, Heidiwood, hillary clinton, Kardashian, madonna, marilyn monroe, Noel Gallagher, outfits, sex tape, the real world, zach braff
	

	


				Heidi Montag’s Clothing Line Underscores Her Uselessness as a Human Being
	
	April 15, 2008
	 - 10:30 am
	By ccandylyndsey

	
		Following in the footsteps of celebrity-cum-designer greats such as the Olson Twins and Kathy Ireland, Hills star Heidi Montag has created her own line for the clothing store chain Anchor Blue.
The line, which is called Heidiwood and goes on sale today, April 15th, consists of some pants, a few shirts, tiny shorts, a couple of dresses, and an assortment of accessories that I can only surmise were inspired by the WalMart Spring ’06 collection.
There’s nothing innovative or exciting here, just some generic cheap sh*t that you could get for even cheaper at Forever 21. But, I WILL give Miss ButterFace Fake Jugs some credit and say that the line is not horrible, and there are a few things I would probably actually purchase (on sale, of course).
And, bless her heart, she has to do something to keep busy while waiting for Rock of Love Season 3 to start taping.
	
	
		Tags: anchor blue, fake boobies, Heidi Montag, Heidiwood, kathy ireland, Rock of Love, the hills, the olson twins, walmart