Many women dream to walk in the Manolo Blahnik Heels of Sex & The City Star, Carrie Bradshaw. She lives a fantasy life, along with her fantasy husband, in New York City. Almost every girl’s dream, right? But Carrie’s missing a few strings in the head when it comes to fashion choices. Some of her outfits look like she got them out of a fantasy world — yep, straight out of the sky! WHAT WAS SHE THINKING? Come on Carrie, you can do better than this…

Try not to cringe after checking out some of her most horrendous outfits!

In typical film fashion, box office hits are often a designer’s playground for previewing iconic or futuristic styles to the all-consuming public eye. From the absurd to the enviable, our favorite characters’ looks have run the gamut, but there are definitely more than a few we wish we owned ourselves. Just ask Kanye, longtime fan of these iconic retro-chic shoes that are now being released to the public for sale.

Now, before you get too nostalgic for epic old-school styles, I’ll just gently remind you that there’s a reason some of these designs never made it very far beyond the shelves in America’s hottest stores…

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For all you easily impressionable movie goers like myself, if it’s timeless, classic and basic there’s a good chance it’s not safe to park these clothing styles in your closet. If you are, however, peer pressured by movies, I leave you one final piece of advice from a big screen fashion that I am so glad never even left the building: may be the force be with you.

Don’t get me wrong, every once in a while I’d love to wear a dress like this, but most of the time, I can’t understand why anyone would want to set eyes on half the stuff celebrities cover themselves with, let alone pay hundreds of dollars for it. And yet, ugly as some of the fads are, they become popular at lightening speed, everyone clamoring for Kirsten Dunst’s ugly stretch pants or Avril Lavigne’s tired (oh so very tired) faux-punk look.

Which is why it should come as no surprise that a new clothing trend is simultaneously taking control of Hollywood while pissing me off immensely.

The Sheet Top Epidemic has always been around, but what was once a small miscalculation between bra color and outside light is now turning into an obvious ploy for attention. Everyone from Christina Aguilera to cute Kate Hudson has been photographed making a calculated sheer mistake. (Oh, Britney Spears has also been photographed doing it, but I mean…it hardly seems strange on her.)

Transparent clothing is tacky and cheap. There’s no arguing about it. Wearing a translucent shirt is just asking people to stare, begging for onlookers to ogle your boobs. What’s so stylish about a white bra under a black shirt anyway? To me, that combination signifies a mistake—something I’d be horrified to discover on my body.

What do you think of this see-through style?