Ahhh the holidays! Time for cookies, ornaments, drinks, and songs!  And lots of love.  Tons of new couples are blossoming, but how many will really make it into the New Year?  Probably not many.  But that’s Hollywood!  There’s new couples, marriages, and a bunch of crazy as usual.

Big Plate of Assorted Holiday Cookies

1. Are Ryan Gosling and Blake Lively dating? It certainly looks like it! The two have been spotted several times over the past few months, but this week they were seen at an after-party for Ryan’s new movie Blue Valentine. Apparently they were quite snuggly.  Fun-fact: Blake was in Paris the day before! It must have been really important for her to be at the after-party.  This could be serious, or not since Blake recently split from ex Penn Badgley earlier this fall.  Watch out Blake, Ryan’s ours.

2. Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are finally getting hitched this weekend!  It’s about time.  These two have been dancing around the idea of marriage for years, but it’s finally happening.  It looks like the wedding will be at Lionel Richie’s house and tents have been put up throughout the week.  Congrats!

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Sigh. It’s been yet another lame sauce week in H-wood. Seriously, where are the scandals? Since LiLo got sent away, the whole town’s been laying low. (Maybe they have no one to party with anymore?) There have been no major cheating scandals (thank god!). Jon Gosselin hasn’t done anything dumb. Hell, even Mel Gibson’s crazy has quieted itself for a few weeks.

Where’s the juice? I haven’t got a clue.

Freshly Squeezed

1. Heidi Montag’s plastic surgeon, Dr. Frank Ryan, was killed this week in a terrible car crash off of Pacific Coast Highway. His Jeep ran off the side of the road on Monday afternoon. His dog was in the car as well, but survived. Sources are reporting that he was either texting or Tweeting just before his car went off the road. So sad. Our thoughts are with the Dr. Ryan’s friends and family.

2. Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie finally tied the knot! You can get all the deets and pictures in OK! Magazine (who was invited to the event), but here’s a condensed version: the Duffster chipped her tooth in the morning and her planner snuck her out to see a dentist! What a crazy way to start the day! They compiled their vows from reading other couples’ online but they had their own unique ones. They are currently honeymooning in Cabo. Congrats! Read More »

What’s going on this week? Apparently not much besides Eat Pray Love. At least that’s all I’m hearing about these days in Hollywood. I swear, if I see Julia Roberts sitting innocently on that bench suggestively eating her cup of fro yo one more time, I’m going to scream. Eat it like a woman, Roberts. Stop looking at the birds, OK? At first I really did want to grab my girls and sneak a tube of cookie dough into the theater for a little Eat Pray Love action. But now? I’d rather eat, eat, sleep.

Anyway, besides the cutesy movie about a women traveling the world to find herself (I personally don’t need to leave America and In & Out Burgers to find myself), what else is going on in Hollywood, you ask?  Well, Rachel Bilson recently went on a Costco shopping spree. (Welcome to singlehood, homegirl!) Aaaaand that’s about it. Read More »

I don’t know if it’s the hot temperatures, summer boredom or what, but peeps in Hollywood are getting crazier by the minute. Just when we thought celebs would settle down with a margarita and a good book, they turned up the crazy ten-fold. Mel Gibson is a totally loony tunes, but I’m really not sure if he can steal the cray cray title from Jeremy London. Or Miley Cyrus, who decided to get more extensions.

And that’s not even the half of it! Al Gore’s “sex poodle” (wha?) case has been reopened and Jon Gosselin got a horrendous tat. Though that probably surprises no one.

Oh to be famous…

Spicy

1. Mel Gibson and baby mama Oksana Grigorieva have been slamming each other in a custody battle over their daughter, Lucia. Apparently, Oksana left the fallen actor to keep her kids safe from his allegedly abusive hands. She claims he hasn’t paid any child support since she left and that Mel punched her in the face, knocking out her two front teeth back in January (!!). Mel, of course, states that all of this is false and Oksana is just angry, but she has the dentist reports from the day after to prove it. AND Oksana taped Mel several times yelling horrific comments toward her. May-jah scandal. Oh how the mighty (and formerly sexy) have fallen.

2. In more crazy news, Jeremy London was denied a restraining order against his own family this week. He filed the restraining order against his twin brother Jason, Jason’s girlfriend, and his mom to keep them from talking to the media about his kidnapping! Jeremy is apparently really mad that his family is trying to steal his “spotlight.” Because that’s normal. Note to Jeremy: faking a kidnapping and getting high is NOT going to help your career. It’s over. 7th Heaven was your peak. Let’s move on. Read More »

Hollywood never ceases to amaze me. While last week was bonkers, this week proved – in the famous words of Perez from Degrassi Goes Hollywood – that “You’re only as big as your latest scandal.” So that would make Jeremy London super huge (and super shady) this week, Al Gore creepily huge and Miley Cyrus not so big, but at least she got rid of those nappy extensions.

Let’s discuss, shall we?

The Dirty Deets:

1. Edith Shane, the woman in the famous WWII photo of an American soldier kissing a nurse in the streets of New York, passed away this week. She was 91 years old! That woman had quite a life, but no one knew who she was until the ’70s because the soldier photographed went through the streets kissing every woman he saw! (Player.) Edith eventually wrote the photographer and when they met, he knew it was her because of her legs! Amazing. Edith will forever be an American icon (not to mention adorn the walls of too many college students’ every year).

2. Jeremy London’s alleged attacker, Brandon Adams, gave his side of the story this week saying that Jeremy and his wife approached him. Adams said Jeremy asked him for Xanax and Oxycontin and Adams agreed in exchange for beer, which doesn’t seem like a good trade but whatev. Then they all went on a joyride and got really effed up. And that’s what happened. Jeremy’s rep defended the “actor” stating that he has successfully passed all of his random drug tests since his arrest in 2004 for marijuana possession. Who’s telling the truth? I don’t know, but is getting more and more wacky every day. Read More »

Hey, guess what? Another male celebrity can’t keep it in his pants! Bet you didn’t see that one coming. We’ve had, what, a week without a cheating scandal in the past 2 months?

While I know celebrity romances rarely last, my naivety sometimes gets the best of me when it comes to cheating. I love seeing Hollywood couples be cutesy as they try to avoid the paparazzi. But their relationships aren’t perfect. Just like Us Weekly tells us every week, stars are people too! And, apparently, they’re people who ignore their vows and sleep with everyone they can find.

Serious News

1. Today Show hunk Matt Lauer has reportedly left his wife of 12 years, Annette Roque, because of a saucy cheating scandal. Honestly, the celebrity cheating ring is starting to bore me, but I digress. Apparently while Lauer was covering the Winter Olympics in Vancouver, he got down with a few women and his wife found out. Poor lady. She’s already been seen without her wedding ring, so hopefully she’ll take the Sandra Bullock route and sign some papers. That’s the last time I watch the Today Show!

2. Larry King and Shawn Southwick have called off their divorce for the children. They released a statement earlier this week, saying that they “love being a family.” But this isn’t a fairy tale, so to create even more drama: Shawn’s sister (the mistress) is trying to sue Larry King because of the promises he made her, particularly involving financial support. This should get nice and messy. Read More »

OK seriously, this cheating business is getting out of hand. Before you know it, half of Hollywood is going to be in rehab for their self-diagnosed “sex addictions.” When will they learn that just because you’re famous it doesn’t mean you do whatever you want? Oh wait, they won’t.

Momentous News

1. Bret Michaels is going to make a full recovery! Hooray! Two weeks ago, Michaels had a brain hemorrhage, which most people instantly die from. His doctors have been impressed by his will to live and he was released earlier this week. He wasted no time pimping out the story to People magazine, though, which is still high off the Sandra Bullock boom from last week. Michaels apparently is making a bucket list (maybe “take off my bandana” is on there?!) and is planning to marry his girlfriend and mother of his children, Kristi Gibson.

So… no more Rock of Love? Waaaaah (Snooki voice.)

2. Kendra Wilkinson has a sex tape. Surprised? Not really, but it’s a shame it’s coming out now. Vivid Entertainment obtained the video from someone Kendra “really trusted” when she was 18 (pre-Hef days) and is planning to release it in the next few weeks. Kendra’s team is doing everything they can to stop Vivid from releasing the video and is asking for her and her family’s privacy during this time. Honestly, she has a new and amazing life as a wife and mother. Can’t they just leave her alone? Read More »

Finally, we’ve made it through a week without a cheating scandal! Hollywood’s finest has managed to keep it in their pants for a whole seven days. Good job, celebutards!

Crucial Information

1. Bret Michaels suffered a brain hemorrhage this week, landing him in the ICU in a Phoenix hospital. Doctors think the cause may be from his diabetes. He is doing a lot better and is now speaking, which is a big improvement. His team is hoping he’ll be well enough to resume his tour at the end of May. Get well soon, we need another season of Rock of Love!

2. Sandra Bullock is a mom! I can’t believe she kept this secret under wraps for so long. Sandra and Jesse have been in the adoption process for four years and brought the 3 1/2 month old baby home before the Oscars. Since the news of Jesse’s infidelity broke, Sandra has confirmed she has filed for divorce and is adopting as a single parent. Good for her! It’s nice to see her getting back on her feet.

3. It’s the Biebonic plague! Justin Bieber has caused massive insanity in Australia and New Zealand this week. Bieber Fever hit and about ten girls fainted and a few went to the hospital. I love me some Biebs, but this is out of control. Someone even pushed his mom! Read More »

Rest your head in my bosom, Eddie

There has been a lot of relationship news this week, and for once it’s not ALL about Sandra/Jesse and Elin/Tiger. I can’t tell you how relieved I am to read stories about other celebs! (And to let a few days go by without some other mistresses stepping forward. Perhaps it’s over??) Not that I wanted to hear about Tiki Barber cheating on his pregnant (with twins) wife with an NBC intern…. in her dorm room. What is wrong with these men?!

If you’ve been too busy to keep up with the celebrity gossip or just too annoyed with Hollywood dirtballs to care, here is the lowdown on some of the biggest gossip of the week.

1. Rumor has it Ed Westwick and Gossip Girl co-star Jessica Szhor split yesterday. Apparently Jess was getting frisky with one of Ed’s good friends, Marco Minuto. She was flirting it up during her birthday, and they went back to the same hotel all while Ed was filming in Europe. Ed allegedly broke it off when he heard the news and is really upset about the whole thing. HOWEVER, recent reports from the Gossip Girl peeps say “the story has no merit.” Don’t worry Ed, if this is true, all of CC will comfort you, you sexy man!

2. Michael Lohan proposes to Jon Gosselin’s ex-girlfriend, Kate Major, this week and they are really excited about it. So excited, in fact, that they have been pumping this story into the tabloids and Tweeting it every chance they get. The couple also might be trying for a baby and, according to Michael, they “practice at least four times a night.” Ew, no wonder Lindsay wanted to vomit when she heard the news. Seriously though, we don’t need anymore Lohans running around.

3. Earlier this week, rumors were flying that a very explicit sex tape was being shopped around of Sandra Bullock and Jesse James. Since the news of Jesse’s infidelities broke, Sandra hasn’t said one word publicly, but she spoke out against this latest rumor saying, “There is no sex tape. There never has been one and there never will be one.” Jesse’s rep also confirmed that there is no tape. Rumors of divorce are still floating around, but no one has confirmed or denied it. Good news for Sandy: Jesse James’ show “Jesse James Is A Dead Man” has been canceled, and he was voted the “Most Hated Man in America” by Entertainment Weekly. Way to go, America! Read More »

Another week, another skank coming out of Jesse James/Tiger Woods’ bedrooms. My god, when is it going to end?! Hopefully most of this news is review for you all by now considering we’ve been covering the same stories for weeks now. I know you’ve seen Sandy’s face on almost every tabloid for, like, a month, but new (and disturbing) developments are coming every day.

Once again, I’m here to give you the rundown on all the ridiculous celebrity gossip that’s been happening this week! Everything you will ever need to know is right here, right now. Whether you care or not…. But how could you not care about Sandra!? Have you no heart?!

1. Sandra Bullock is reportedly back in L.A. but staying at friend Gabriel Brenner’s house. Some sources report she is filing for divorce, while others say this is untrue. Hopefully she does, because Jesse James has not only been photographed doing the Nazi salute, but he also had a foursome with some slore names Skittles Valentine, her tattoo artist boyfriend, and Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. Jesse has apparently entered sex rehab at the Sierra Tuscon center, which will consist of 45 day stay for about $60,000. Some sources are also saying that Sandra confronted Jesse before all of this went public, but he denied everything. Thank goodness she listened to Kanye and got herself a pre-nup.

In other, more positive Sandra news: The Blind Side was #1 in DVD rentals this week. Hopefully this can bring her a moment of happiness. Read More »