Sure we love good-looking, funny, charming, magical, stand-up comedian, scrub-wearing Jewish men. But at the end of the day, our hearts lay with our one true love: Jewish food. Rain or shine, straightener or no-straightener, memorable Bat Mitzvah party favor or throwaway gift, Jewish food has always been there for us.
Andy Samburg is the kind of Jew that gives us faith. Faith that Jewish guys who are taller than 5'6 exist. Faith that the stereotypical Jew can be hot. Faith that there are Jewish boys who don't become doctors, lawyers or investment bankers. He's like a dream come true and our enormous crush on this SNL funny man is borderline inappropriate.
We love a Jewish man with an accent (even if that man entered our hearts as a teeny, tiny little boy), which is why Daniel Radcliffe is our 6th Hottie of Hanukkah.
Jason Segel. My knight in once-awkward Jewish armor. This man has no fear. Especially when he showed off his matzoh balls in 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall.' Woo-wee, Segel! Don't be shy!
Mark Salling reminds us just how beautiful a bad Jewish boy can be. Move over Rabbi Goldberg, because this faux-hawk styling stud makes us want to skip our traditional latkes dinner and head straight for dessert.
How can you not love a little frat boy (Phi Kappa Psi, represent!) from Jersey with impeccable taste in music who just totally gets your plight but can also make you giggle? This is a boy you can definitely take home to the family Hanukkah party.
How can you celebrate the festival of lights without the brightest (or sexiest) light of them all, Drake? Do you remember when this Canadian cutie was cruising around in a wheelchair on Degrassi: The Next Generation? He's come such a long way!
Tonight marks the first night of Hanukkah. If you're one of the lucky Jews out there who still gets a sick present for every one of the 8 (crazy) nights, kudos to you. Bitch. If you're like us here at CollegeCandy, you get a Starbucks gift card from your grandpa for $18 and a "what? I don't do enough for you all year?" guilt trip from your mom.