The hot tub: thought by many to be the ultimate in places to have sex.

It’s comfortable, relaxing, heated – it’s the aquatic equivalent of sex itself! So why should you not have sex in one?

According to studies by a (virgin) urologist, hot tub humping may not be very safe.

The old rumor of man becoming infertile after too many trips to the tub has been proven correct – but how long must you stay in the water? A week?

If your guy’s testicles have been heated up to a rolling boil, yes – you should probably get out of the hot tub.

It’s also common knowledge that yes, you can get pregnant in a hot tub. make sure Aquaman wears a condom, and all of your troubles will be gone.

In other words, don’t let anybody – scientists, urologists, virgins, moms – deprive you of experiencing the ultimate. It’s all of our God-given right to experience hot tub sex. Read More »

Since it’s practically summer and we’re all spending more time in the water, I felt it’d be appropriate to try out a little something that is H2O compatible — ya know, a bit of a bang in the pool, hot tub, or for all your risk-takers out there (beware crashing waves, sand and sea creatures) even the ocean.

As always I can count on Cosmo to suggest a stellar move, like the Bubbly Back Float. Ha, I love the termonology — somewhat self-explanatory but still leaves you wondering what the hell it’s all about

Here are Cosmo’s instructions:

Recline in a hot tub (or the body of water of your choosing) with your arms stretched out to your sides, holding on to the edge for support if you need to. Your partner kneels between your legs, facing you, and lifts you by the backs of your thighs so you’re floating off the seat and he can enter you. Read More »