It’s comfortable, relaxing, heated – it’s the aquatic equivalent of sex itself! So why should you not have sex in one?

According to studies by a (virgin) urologist, hot tub humping may not be very safe.

The old rumor of man becoming infertile after too many trips to the tub has been proven correct – but how long must you stay in the water? A week?

If your guy’s testicles have been heated up to a rolling boil, yes – you should probably get out of the hot tub.

It’s also common knowledge that yes, you can get pregnant in a hot tub. make sure Aquaman wears a condom, and all of your troubles will be gone.

In other words, don’t let anybody – scientists, urologists, virgins, moms – deprive you of experiencing the ultimate. It’s all of our God-given right to experience hot tub sex.

Who buys a hot tub for relaxing anyways?

Just be careful that your parents don’t get to it first – that’s a Greek tragedy in itself.

Have you had hot tub sex?

As always I can count on Cosmo to suggest a stellar move, like the Bubbly Back Float. Ha, I love the termonology — somewhat self-explanatory but still leaves you wondering what the hell it’s all about

Here are Cosmo’s instructions:

Recline in a hot tub (or the body of water of your choosing) with your arms stretched out to your sides, holding on to the edge for support if you need to. Your partner kneels between your legs, facing you, and lifts you by the backs of your thighs so you’re floating off the seat and he can enter you.

Why Cosmo thinks you’ll love it:

Floating weightlessly gives you pelvic flexibility. You can experiment witht aqua acrobatics that you couldn’t manage on solid ground.

I have a question. How do things stay lubricated? And furthermore, does it really feel good to get water shoved up your vajay-jay?

But let’s be honest. I’m sure with a few drinks in me, I’d be up for it.

Would you try this position out?